Wise Sayings

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An organist can be instrumental in one's marriage.


Organic gardeners till it like it is.


Castration is a eunuch experience.


A funny accident can leave one in stitches.


Mr. and Mrs. Bookworm often went hungry but they made sure their literate.


Adam was naive.


A robot has no brothers but many transistors.


Some men smoke but Fumanchu.


Fishermen catch on.


Jailbirds are often guilty of robin.


A pilot's license is a flypaper.


Castaways get an isle seat.


Fortitude is life after 41.

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A forgetful cow gives milk of amnesia.



Eat yeast and polish and you will rise and shine.



For loose teeth use toothpaste.



Drinking before driving is putting the quart before the hearse.



A stingy man best parts with a comb.



Worse than raining cats and dogs is hailing taxis.



Letters arrive wet from postage dew.



One who eats uranium gets atomicache.



Levi must before you throw me out.

[eubi]

Cyclist who follows too close to bus gets exhausted.

[scottogo]

Cyclist who follows too close to bus gets exhausted.


A single cyclist who rides into a major storm is apt to be cycloned.

[Cable43]

share the road

[scottogo]

share the road


A cyclist equipped with a plow can shear the road.

[scottogo]

Man who put face in punch bowl get punch in nose.



A chemist who falls into a vat of acid gets absorbed in his work.



A man who lives in a glass house should dress in the basement.



A man who has no penny in his pocket is in no cent.



A man whose nose is stopped up is in no scent.