Red Baron
03-08-05, 08:01 PM
An eighty year old couple decide to try for a child. They visit the doctor who asks the old geezer to produce a sperm sample in a bottle. "I don't care how you get it" he said.
After two weeks, the couple return and the bottle is empty.
"What's the problem?" asks the doctor.
"Well," says the old man, I'm embarassed to say it but "First I tried it with my right hand, then my left." Nothing.
Then his wife shyly says: "I alo tried it with my right hand, then my left."
Then, really turning red she says " I even tried it with my teeth in and with my teeth out"
"still nothing"
And then both replied:
"So Doctor, we still can't get the lid off the Dang bottle." :eek:
After two weeks, the couple return and the bottle is empty.
"What's the problem?" asks the doctor.
"Well," says the old man, I'm embarassed to say it but "First I tried it with my right hand, then my left." Nothing.
Then his wife shyly says: "I alo tried it with my right hand, then my left."
Then, really turning red she says " I even tried it with my teeth in and with my teeth out"
"still nothing"
And then both replied:
"So Doctor, we still can't get the lid off the Dang bottle." :eek: