two college kids went out to a late party in the woods. during this party, lots of drinking had been going on and there was no designated driver. later on after the party they were driving out to the highway when an elderly man flagged them down. they took off in a desperate attempt to get away from him. the speedo registered 50 mph on the dirt road.
after a minute or so, the man showed up in the window again. they slammed on brakes and rolled down the window. the old man asked "got any smokes?" the kids gave him one and took off now doing about 65 mph.
after a few more moments, the man showed back up beside them. they rolled the window down after stopping. "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US OLD MAN???" the man replied, "got a lighter?" they gave him one and shot off, now doing 85 mph.
the man showed up ONCE MORE, and the kids were obviously scared out of their wits. "WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW, JUST LEAVE US ALONE ALREADY!" finally the old man looked at him and said, "you need some help gettin' out of the mud?"
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE
flaming_burrito
03-25-05, 10:04 PM
how come there's no replies except this one, i thought it was funny
MadMan2k
03-25-05, 11:11 PM
It is pretty funny, but I've heard it before.
beatle bailey
03-27-05, 10:52 AM
in the first paragraph it states: "they took off in a desperate attempt to get away from (them)". Should have been (him) maybe???? This is where this one went 'hay wire' for me. I read it thru a couple of times to figure out what the writer was trying to convey....as it didn't make sense the way it was. And after all that, I find out that the joke sucked.
flaming_burrito
03-27-05, 08:01 PM
beatle bailey, i'm very sorry that this one word threw you off so much, a simple typo and THEY CAN BE FOUND IN ANY OTHER POST ON THIS ENTIRE FORUM.
AND i really don't like it when i take my time to post something like this for NORMAL PEOPLE to laugh at, and then have someone else come and say it sucked.
i didn't make up this joke, i don't know who did, i just heard it and thought others might like it too.
so if you can only diss me and find my typos and/or grammar errors, stay out of my threads.
Stacey
03-27-05, 09:33 PM
in the first paragraph it states: "they took off in a desperate attempt to get away from (them)". Should have been (him) maybe???? This is where this one went 'hay wire' for me. I read it thru a couple of times to figure out what the writer was trying to convey....as it didn't make sense the way it was. And after all that, I find out that the joke sucked.
Geez... it IS "HIM". RTFP :D
eubi
03-27-05, 10:18 PM
I like this one burrito! It's one of my favorites. Thanks for giving it a new audience. Don't pay attention to the nit-picklers
The "Old Man" is an ancient Native American in my version. I tell it to new Scouts that are wanting to hear a scary story at campfire time.
iamlucky13
03-28-05, 12:35 AM
No. It sucked! I hated it. If only you hadn't screwed up your grammar, then, and only then, it might have been funny.
Ah who am I kidding, I liked it. I just didn't have any commentary. Relax. Just cause you can't hear the laughter over the T3 doesn't mean it ain't there.
flaming_burrito
03-28-05, 08:10 AM
you had me goin' for a second there iamlucky13, almost quit reading it. :D :D :D
beatle bailey
03-28-05, 09:33 AM
Hey burrito breath..... If you would have pulled your head out of your ass long enough to proof read your typing, then the joke might have been funny. Without proof reading and correcting the typo, the joke did not make sense, and so that sucks.....if you don't like anyone getting into your threads....don't post 'em.
LordOpie
03-28-05, 09:38 AM
This isn't the thread with the puppies. Where's MsVicki when you need her?
flaming_burrito
03-31-05, 11:51 AM
it's ONE LITTLE TYPO you jerk, i see'em all the time and i just read over the dag on things and just use another word that would make sense to fill it in (unless the typo is only one or two letters and i can correct it myself)
BTW, i'm not flexible enough to shove my head up my rear, so, come back with somethin' better.
beatle bailey
03-31-05, 01:34 PM
That's MISTER jerk to you Burrito Breath. So what took you so long to reply???? ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha..........etc, etc.
flaming_burrito
03-31-05, 10:23 PM
i was fearing my pc might get a jerk virus from you. plus i haven't been able to get on the internet as much as usual lately.
flaming_burrito
03-31-05, 10:25 PM
and ur only dissin' urself by sayin' ur MISTER jerk. and the ha ha ha ha ing is queer
titanium
04-03-05, 01:44 PM
ok thats a great little argument you 2 got going, but it stops now. Some stuff have been said thats great, doesnt matter whos fault it is, beatle bailey just dont post anything else in this post if you dont like ie, and flaming_burrito you can also stop arguing, it takes 2 to argue see why dont you both be 'the better man' and end it now! thank you!