flaming_burrito
03-23-05, 07:47 PM
a duck walks into a bar:
duck: can i have a beer sir
bartender: sorry, we don't serve ducks
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the next day, the duck returns:
duck: can i have a beer sir
bartender: sir, i told you, we don't serve ducks here.
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the next day, the duck returns, yet again:
duck: could ya get me a beer sir
bartender: sir, i told you we don't serve ducks here. if you ask me again, i'm gonna nail your beak to the table.
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the duck returns to the bar once more for his beer:
duck: got any nails
bartender: no, why do you ask
duck: can i have a beer
duck: can i have a beer sir
bartender: sorry, we don't serve ducks
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the next day, the duck returns:
duck: can i have a beer sir
bartender: sir, i told you, we don't serve ducks here.
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the next day, the duck returns, yet again:
duck: could ya get me a beer sir
bartender: sir, i told you we don't serve ducks here. if you ask me again, i'm gonna nail your beak to the table.
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the duck returns to the bar once more for his beer:
duck: got any nails
bartender: no, why do you ask
duck: can i have a beer