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flaming_burrito
03-23-05, 07:47 PM
a duck walks into a bar:

duck: can i have a beer sir

bartender: sorry, we don't serve ducks
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the next day, the duck returns:

duck: can i have a beer sir

bartender: sir, i told you, we don't serve ducks here.
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the next day, the duck returns, yet again:

duck: could ya get me a beer sir

bartender: sir, i told you we don't serve ducks here. if you ask me again, i'm gonna nail your beak to the table.
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the duck returns to the bar once more for his beer:

duck: got any nails

bartender: no, why do you ask

duck: can i have a beer


RegularGuy
03-23-05, 10:08 PM
Duck walks into a drug store, picks up a chap-stick, takes it to the counter.

Cashier asks, "Is this cash or charge?"

Duck says, "Just put it on my bill."