Jokes & Humor - What do you call a sleep walking nun?

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matt swindell
03-23-05, 08:38 PM
Q: What do you call a sleep walking nun?



A: A roman-catholic

sorry if this is a repost, but i heard it, and thought it was hillarious. got any good jokes that haven't been posted yet?

madbiker555
03-24-05, 02:26 PM
Nice :D, but here's mine:

Q: What's black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white?

A: A nun falling down the stairs.
foehn
03-24-05, 10:33 PM
My daughter thinks I am so stupid to post these:


What do you get when a Sister gives you all of her pennies?

Nun-cents.


What do you smell when a bunch of nuns walk by?

Nun-scents.


What is special delivery by a nun called?

Nun-sents.


What do you call mind-reading by a nun?

the Nun-sense (my daughter pointed out that I had missed "sense")


What do you call a nun who goes out shopping, but can't find anything she likes to buy?

none spents.

Stacey
03-25-05, 04:52 AM
From the mouths of babes... :D



j/k