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matt swindell
03-23-05, 08:38 PM
Q: What do you call a sleep walking nun?
A: A roman-catholic
sorry if this is a repost, but i heard it, and thought it was hillarious. got any good jokes that haven't been posted yet?
madbiker555
03-24-05, 02:26 PM
Nice :D, but here's mine:
Q: What's black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white?
A: A nun falling down the stairs.
My daughter thinks I am so stupid to post these:
What do you get when a Sister gives you all of her pennies?
Nun-cents.
What do you smell when a bunch of nuns walk by?
Nun-scents.
What is special delivery by a nun called?
Nun-sents.
What do you call mind-reading by a nun?
the Nun-sense (my daughter pointed out that I had missed "sense")
What do you call a nun who goes out shopping, but can't find anything she likes to buy?
none spents.
From the mouths of babes... :D
j/k
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