At the Last Supper, the Apostles were gathered for their seder. And the Lord was displaying the worst table manners: slurping His wine, wiping His mouth on his sleeve, talking with His mouth full, putting His elbows on the table.

Finally, St. Peter had enough. He slammed his goblet on the table and yelled, "Jesus Christ! Were you born in a barn?!?!

And then Pete denied Him three times... what a jerk.

I don't believe it! I'd have to see it for myself!

-Thomas