BMX - Your wrost wipe outs

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bikelver
03-28-05, 01:07 PM
Post ur wrost wipe outs ever
mine was when i came a rond a ver i wiped out and slid therw the gravel into a pound it took 15 minutes for me to get up and 2 hours to get all the grqavel out of my skin
CMcMahon
03-28-05, 01:14 PM
There's another one of these about two pages back.
bikelver
03-28-05, 01:15 PM
well i am a newbie so that would of been nice to know
Applehead57
03-28-05, 02:32 PM
Kinda hard to read, your spelling is uh... unusual.
ok. i almost lost my FOOT in a tragic road accident... age 7
i lost my virginity to my old handlebars on a x-up... age 13
i fell on my head and talked gibberish for two days... last week
sxe fbm rider
03-29-05, 01:37 PM
well i am a newbie so that would of been nice to know
It's called SEARCH. Use it. Welcome, also.
ok. i almost lost my FOOT in a tragic road accident... age 7
i lost my virginity to my old handlebars on a x-up... age 13
i fell on my head and talked gibberish for two days... last week
What exactly do you mean by 'I lost my virginity to my old handlebars'? It sounds odd. I really do want to know what you meant by this, I'm not trying to get on your case or anything.
queensrider86
03-29-05, 03:20 PM
it means they took his virginity. they went up his ass
it means they took his virginity. they went up his ass
I thought it might be something related to that. Sounds nasty.
bmxrulez5445
03-29-05, 06:32 PM
I thought guys lose there virginty by--nevermind...
bikelver
03-29-05, 07:07 PM
illlll dude u had "it" with your handlebars
queensrider86
03-29-05, 07:44 PM
i still don't know how you get sodomized by handlebars. i've seen it happen with seats and seatposts, but how did you manage to get in that position
mozzie_marshall
03-30-05, 01:47 AM
this is a really interesting thread. thanx guys
KinetikBiker
03-30-05, 09:03 AM
ya...i was jumping this long 3 stair and my foot blew the pedal becuase my shoes were wet and my seat went up my @$$.....it bled.....i felt like a woman.....anal sex is bad.....
lol...............i fell off the fun box at the sk8 park and bloke my arm and split my head open. unfortunatly no one waz there so i had to walk bak to my grandma's house and she took me to the hospital (3 stichers!) . oh by the way i was attempting an x-up
marcus987
05-18-05, 05:13 AM
dudes, having anal sex with your bikes is not good, what i am very curious about how do you get into that position! i amagine your face was like this: :eek:
corwincastle
05-18-05, 06:00 AM
well my worst would prolly be when i was stupid 2 summers summers ago after watchin the x games motorcycle freestyle and i went to land a jump no handed and feet on handle bars thing and i landed it snapped my wheel to one side and threw my face into the pavement and i got scraped up pretty bad and sprained a wrist.
Or maybe it was the time when i sprained my wrist from karate and me bein stupid i was at home practicin on the tile floor in socks went to do the high kick and slip caught myself sprained left wrist. My doctor wasnt at the office so a lady checked to see if it was messed up and said its just a sprain so i asked so can i still ride my bike and she said yes but take it easy. So that day i went ridin and i go to go down a big hill like i do all the time to go around a closed gate and its up at the high school by the track and i try to make the turn like always and all of a sudden i cant stop run straight into the concrete stairs and totaled my bike didnt hurt but was funny so then i have to carry my bike home in one arm for 1 mile+ i bent front forks i bent both wheels i even put a dent in front rim and then even after all this some dumb people down the road bought it from me for 50 bucks and it was a cheap pacifica bmx bike the front forks were so bent that you had to spin them around so they wouldnt rub on the frame
very sorry for such a long post i got MANY more stories of crashes
i have never been attacked like you guys are bein on a bike
marcus987
05-18-05, 07:19 AM
most of you guys are f***ing up with x-ups, there must be some kind of curse on that trick
Kenny_Ga
05-18-05, 11:59 AM
Wide bars + x-ups = trouble
CMcMahon
05-18-05, 12:13 PM
No they're not. Even though I ended up cutting them down to 25", I had no real trouble doing x-ups with my uncut Slams (28").
EndlessRage
05-24-05, 06:11 PM
My worst was at " fun city" by Los Angeles it was a killer site until it was torn down. I took a header on a double, broke my neck, collar bone, and shoulder blade. We rode to the trails so I had to walk aprx 5 miles back to the house so my friend could drive me to the hospital.
queensrider86
05-24-05, 08:08 PM
"fun city" sounds like a pretty gay name for a pack of trails. it reminds me of a birthday party place
EndlessRage
05-24-05, 08:35 PM
ya and queensrider86 doesn't sound gay. Dude whats with the shot, I thought this might be a cool forum but there is already some idiot making cracks. I suppose sheep hills isn't a cool enough name as well. Fun City even with that name still made it all the mags as one of SoCals best riding spots. It was probably torn down cause of some kid like you crying to mommy after skinning his knee. You might be a great rider and more power to ya if you are, but childish attitudes and comments like that contribute to the negative image we all are trying to avoid.
queensrider86
05-24-05, 09:28 PM
ya and queensrider86 doesn't sound gay. Dude whats with the shot, I thought this might be a cool forum but there is already some idiot making cracks. I suppose sheep hills isn't a cool enough name as well. Fun City even with that name still made it all the mags as one of SoCals best riding spots. It was probably torn down cause of some kid like you crying to mommy after skinning his knee. You might be a great rider and more power to ya if you are, but childish attitudes and comments like that contribute to the negative image we all are trying to avoid.
calm down, i was joking.
EndlessRage
05-24-05, 09:34 PM
cool, ride on...
NFR5111
05-29-05, 07:51 AM
blasting about 6 feet of air out of my 10 foot tall backyard quarterpipe back in 1984. (That was a big deal in 1984) Went up, got a little loose in the air, caught my front wheel on the lip of the ramp, and just dropped like a rock to the bottom of the ramp. I still feel that pain 21 years later.
KinetikBiker
05-29-05, 08:56 AM
about a month ago my friend broke his neck dirt jumping....he hung up on the landing with his Front wheel and went straight to his head and broke his neck, then decide to drive to the skatepark where me and some of my freinds were to get first aid from the park cause he works there and during the drive there he dislocated some vertebrea so he had to get surgery and now has a neck brace and cant ride for another 3 weeks or so
queensrider86
05-29-05, 11:47 AM
i haven't rode in about 3 days because i tried to smith a round rail
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