View Full Version : Do cars belong on the road?
bikebuddha
04-01-05, 08:59 AM
Ok, is anyone else getting tired of telling these slow a** cars and suvs to get the f*** off the road. I mean who are they to inconvenience me by slowing down my ride. Also have you noticed the ridiculous way they dress with their loose and floppy clothing? They all must be gay. Have you noticed their tendency not to come to a complete stop at stop signs and to run red lights. Who do these people think they are?
No no, not "gay," FAT! That is why they need the large multi-ton vehicles and the loose droopy clothing.
Also I believe that the fat around the eyes makes it difficult for them to see stop signs... Or perhaps it is the smoke in their eyes.
As far as them "owning the road," it is some complex they get from paying in excess of 30K for simple transportation.
Roughstuff
04-01-05, 11:28 AM
Ok, is anyone else getting tired of telling these slow a** cars and suvs to get the f*** off the road. I mean who are they to inconvenience me by slowing down my ride. Also have you noticed the ridiculous way they dress with their loose and floppy clothing? They all must be gay. Have you noticed their tendency not to come to a complete stop at stop signs and to run red lights. Who do these people think they are?
Damn right! And if they don't like the way **I** drive, get off the sidewalk! :)
roughstuff
Dchiefransom
04-01-05, 07:14 PM
Ok, is anyone else getting tired of telling these slow a** cars and suvs to get the f*** off the road. I mean who are they to inconvenience me by slowing down my ride. Also have you noticed the ridiculous way they dress with their loose and floppy clothing? They all must be gay. Have you noticed their tendency not to come to a complete stop at stop signs and to run red lights. Who do these people think they are?
If you look in the back of that SUV, you'll find a bicycle. They are on their way to ride.
schwinnbikelove
04-01-05, 07:21 PM
Ok, is anyone else getting tired of telling these slow a** cars and suvs to get the f*** off the road. I mean who are they to inconvenience me by slowing down my ride. Also have you noticed the ridiculous way they dress with their loose and floppy clothing? They all must be gay. Have you noticed their tendency not to come to a complete stop at stop signs and to run red lights. Who do these people think they are?
What a beautifully brilliant post! Loose and floppy clothing!
I wonder who else gets it? :)
'nother
04-01-05, 08:19 PM
If you look in the back of that SUV, you'll find a bicycle. They are on their way to ride.
Those *******s! Don't they know that is not allowed?! Serious cyclists simply don't "go somewhere to ride", they "ride to go somewhere" (hmm . . . I've heard that somewhere before . . .). They should have *both* their SUV and bicycle revoked for that kind of thing (don't worry -- I'll take care of that). Gay cagers!
Chris L
04-01-05, 09:52 PM
Personally I think they should stay in those special car lanes and car paths that they wanted the government to spend taxpayers' money building -- those that don't should be ticketed.
cyclezealot
04-01-05, 09:58 PM
Buddha..I like the way you think..You deserve the name Buddha...Wish you could run the world...I understand the Mayor of Paris , France agrees with you...and is trying to implement his convictions..Hopefully to an adoring public.
pseudobrit
04-02-05, 12:07 AM
Those *******s! Don't they know that is not allowed?! Serious cyclists simply don't "go somewhere to ride", they "ride to go somewhere" (hmm . . . I've heard that somewhere before . . .)!
I'm going to invent a bike rack that mounts on road bikes so mountain bikers can transport their mtb to the trail.
It will be carbon fiber and cost a lot, of course.
Ok, is anyone else getting tired of telling these slow a** cars and suvs to get the f*** off the road. I mean who are they to inconvenience me by slowing down my ride. Also have you noticed the ridiculous way they dress with their loose and floppy clothing? They all must be gay. Have you noticed their tendency not to come to a complete stop at stop signs and to run red lights. Who do these people think they are?
And have you noticed how people must think everyone is like a certain type of person??
If you look in the back of that SUV, you'll find a bicycle. They are on their way to ride.
Guilty as charged. Actually, I drive 27 miles to a park and ride, then cycle in the other 13 miles to work.
Sorry, an 80 mile round trip every working day is a bit to much for me to handle. I HAVE done it though...
Hey, at least I'm trying!
2manybikes
04-03-05, 12:32 PM
In another dimension car drivers are reading these posts (taking them seriously) and using them as an excuse to get bikes off the road. Maybe that's in the SUV forum.
They're complaining about how we stereotype. :eek: What is the matter with them ?
Personally I think they should stay in those special car lanes and car paths that they wanted the government to spend taxpayers' money building -- those that don't should be ticketed.
And in Brisbane thanks to a certain person the bus lanes are now car paths :-(
I'm going to invent a bike rack that mounts on road bikes so mountain bikers can transport their mtb to the trail.
It will be carbon fiber and cost a lot, of course.
Hehehehe. My bike trailer does the same thing already! Made of aluminium security mesh. Draws lots of "Wow! What a great idea". Always from female riders... Go figure. ;) :D
I'll post a picture of it one day.
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