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Irish Bill
09-26-05, 11:06 AM
If someone's trying to be a smartar$e, "You must wonder what life would've been like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth."


lowriderfan
09-30-05, 02:08 AM
HE: "I would wait 100 years to gain your heart."
SHE: "Wait then!"

Lurch
10-02-05, 08:47 PM
Did you hear about the prostitute who bought a bicycle and pedaled it all over town?


foehn
10-03-05, 10:43 AM
Did you hear about the prostitute who bought a bicycle and pedaled it all over town?

The police got her for peddaling her a$$.