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cavit8

01-12-07, 12:08 PM

Or less. I'll probably just show up for a bit. I have too much work to do tomorrow to do a 30k ride then drink tons o' beer. This'll be my mid-day hiatus.

duppy.conqueror

01-12-07, 12:23 PM

Get your wu-tang name here (http://www.recordstore.com/wuname/wuname.pl)

Shamil

your Wu-Name is

Inebriated Assistant

Use it wisely, soldier.

Shiznaz

01-12-07, 12:27 PM

somnambulant is the Embryonic Crusadah

Mine has been Cott's Cherry Soda ever since Ghostface Killah gave me his cuban link chain for saving his boy.

cavit8

01-12-07, 12:32 PM

nice... Well-Liked Assman

duppy.conqueror

01-12-07, 12:38 PM

somnambulant is the Embryonic Crusadah

Mine has been Cott's Cherry Soda ever since Ghostface Killah gave me his cuban link chain for saving his boy.

hahahahahahaha!

nice... Well-Liked Assman

my buddy is the "Dizzy COw" hahahahahaha

lymbzero

01-12-07, 12:42 PM

Well.. I think mine crowns all for worst name ever...

Big Gay Mule

:rolleyes:

canice

01-12-07, 12:44 PM

Bastard, BASTARD HarbourMastah

that's right. i am the master bastard of the harbour.

Shiznaz

01-12-07, 12:45 PM

well, somebody had to say it...

cavernmech

01-12-07, 12:51 PM

Get your wu-tang name here (http://www.recordstore.com/wuname/wuname.pl)

Shamil

your Wu-Name is

Inebriated Assistant

Use it wisely, soldier.
Grand Moff Puppeteer.....dance mo-fo....dance.

cavernmech

01-12-07, 12:52 PM

Or less. I'll probably just show up for a bit. I have too much work to do tomorrow to do a 30k ride then drink tons o' beer. This'll be my mid-day hiatus.
We can make it 20 to allow for tons of beer? :D

Offhoff

01-12-07, 12:54 PM

My wu-name: Pre-Raphaelite Shaolin which makes negative sense.

I'm down for a shorter ride in order for us to maintain strict safety requirements and adequate beer fuel.

pyze-guy

01-12-07, 12:58 PM

Chocolatey Shatner. Nice.

Offhoff

01-12-07, 01:00 PM

Chocolatey Shatner? I'm pretty sure thats what he calls himself when he beds woman.

duppy.conqueror

01-12-07, 01:03 PM

Chocolatey Shatner? I'm pretty sure thats what he calls himself when he beds woman.

thought it was....

Denny Crane!

edit: oooops thats TV not real life ;)

pyze-guy

01-12-07, 01:05 PM

Chocolatey Shatner? I'm pretty sure thats what he calls himself when he beds woman.

Only with my wife.

Offhoff

01-12-07, 01:08 PM

thought it was....

Denny Crane!

edit: oooops thats TV not real life ;)

Anyone else ever notice how that show seems to hire more star trek alumni then any other? I was watching an episode that had odo, jeri ryan and shatner I could have sworn it was a DS9 episode they'd just forgotten to air.

duppy.conqueror

01-12-07, 01:10 PM

Anyone else ever notice how that show seems to hire more star trek alumni then any other? I was watching an episode that had odo, jeri ryan and shatner I could have sworn it was a DS9 episode they'd just forgotten to air.

ya man...and murphy brown with all her liver spots....mmmmmmmm liver spots :eek:

edit: I still think its a funny show tho!

I_bRAD

01-12-07, 01:14 PM

12noon meet at Moonbean.

I might tag along.

bRAD AKA Detective Ventriloquist

operator

01-12-07, 03:08 PM

Tovi, your Yoga girl came looking for you. She looked disappointed.

;)

Offhoff

01-12-07, 03:13 PM

Yoga girls? There fantastic!

Shiznaz

01-12-07, 03:23 PM

Does owning a wardrobe of Lulu Lemon clothing make one a yoga person?

sweep242

01-12-07, 03:30 PM

Does owning a wardrobe of Lulu Lemon clothing make one a yoga person?

Don’t know if it would make you a yoga person, but it would certainly make you rich. That’s for sure.

Dependable Skeleton

Shiznaz

01-12-07, 03:32 PM

2 of my coworkers are Dependable Skeleton. One is a gorgeous 23 year old blonde, the other is a late 40 year old VP who is large and effortlessly stylish (I can't really explain how effortlessly stylish this guy is. He pulls off white loafers in THE WINTER!). You're among good people sweep.

tovi

01-12-07, 03:36 PM

****, and I told her I'd be there, too. I'll have to tell you more about her next week, but this girl has two really rad bikes. The canary yellow one that's been sitting in Bikechain forever, it's got Shimano Positron shifters, and she's got this other one (aquired for free) with white sidewalls, choral green paint job (with matching steel fenders), one of those big oldschool headlights (which you know I go gaga over), and an analogue speedometer (as in like the ones in a car- ie. a needle goes up/down depending on your speed). How sick is that?

What was she upset about?

Offhoff

01-12-07, 03:43 PM

No, in fact I'm a strong proponent for Lululemon licensing so that only woman with the quality of rear I want to see can purchase there clothing. And don't get me started about men who wear those pants, I run in fear of that sight.

I actually know very little about yoga besides what one of the girls I'm seeing tells me 'cause she's an instructor of some sort of yoga. She has taught me some fantastic stretches though. I just find that most of the "yoga culture" is a little too over the top for me. I thought about taking some classes but decided it was a little too peace love and happiness for my liking, so I went back to the martial arts.

Everyone still down for tomorrow?

Ill Mitch

01-12-07, 03:57 PM

your Wu-Name is

Masta Cow

Use it wisely, soldier.

operator

01-12-07, 04:14 PM

****,

What was she upset about?

About you not being there, silly. You just have to make it up now by doing Moon Bean @ 12 tomorrow. I'll be showing up tomorrow.

Sirrobinofcoxly

01-12-07, 04:16 PM

Don't know if people know about this, but it is an amazing resource for track parts info.

https://www.businesscycles.com/tr-refspec.htm

clipin

01-12-07, 04:30 PM

Y'know whats really cool? They are planning to do it on the Islands. Beach...no cars...very few cops....SWEET!

Yah, we are looking at destroying, but enhancing, your image of what CMHC ia all about. Sam, correct me if I'm wrong, but the end of bike week 2008 is the scheduled date, earlier than past years.

If I can get the backup the HPR will rise again, working on sponsor, money, location, and the rest of the usual hangups; bigger, better, more challenging, etc,etc, ya!.

Do you know what it looks like? go to: http://www/consolati.com/hpr/hpr.html and feast on the past figure-eight. I'm rebuilding the website so watch for more.

clipin

01-12-07, 04:31 PM

Y'know whats really cool? They are planning to do it on the Islands. Beach...no cars...very few cops....SWEET!

Yah, we are looking at destroying, but enhancing, your image of what CMHC is all about. Sam, correct me if I'm wrong, but the end of bike week 2008 is the scheduled date, earlier than past years.

If I can get the backup the HPR will rise again, working on sponsor, money, location, and the rest of the usual hangups; bigger, better, more challenging, etc,etc, ya!.

Do you know what it looks like? go to: http://www/consolati.com/hpr/hpr.html and feast on the past figure-eight. I'm rebuilding the website so watch for more.

Offhoff

01-12-07, 04:32 PM

Yah, we are looking at destroying, but enhancing, your image of what CMHC ia all about. Sam, correct me if I'm wrong, but the end of bike week 2008 is the scheduled date, earlier than past years.

If I can get the backup the HPR will rise again, working on sponsor, money, location, and the rest of the usual hangups; bigger, better, more challenging, etc,etc, ya!.

Do you know what it looks like? go to: http://www/consolati.com/hpr/hpr.html and feast on the past figure-eight. I'm rebuilding the website so watch for more.

Keep us updated because I'll pull any string I can to get that up and running again. I've wanted to go balls out on that track since i was literally in my early teens.

clipin

01-12-07, 04:45 PM

****, I really haven't posted that often, and when I do I double it up.
That's what happens when single malt slides down the gullet so smooth I get fuzzy in the eyelids.
Weather permitting I hope to be at Moonbeam at noon tomorrow. Maybe I'll finally meet some of you folks.

clipin

01-12-07, 04:58 PM

offhoff, you go balls out on the HPR you are in serious trouble. It's all about control and I really hope that it will be done inthe near fiture - $ permit.

sweep242

01-12-07, 05:54 PM

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q274/sweep242/figure8.jpg

This dose look like fun, much different then London i'm thinking.
Cheers

tovi

01-12-07, 06:20 PM

You just have to make it up now by doing Moon Bean @ 12 tomorrow. I'll be showing up tomorrow.

You guys always get together when I can't make it!

Offhoff

01-12-07, 07:31 PM

Just got off work, anyone want to have a safety meeting in the annex??

lymbzero

01-12-07, 09:47 PM

Don't know if people know about this, but it is an amazing resource for track parts info.

https://www.businesscycles.com/tr-refspec.htm

Safe. Excellent reference.

TRaffic Jammer

01-12-07, 10:34 PM

Danhalen

01-12-07, 10:49 PM

Oh this is too awesome. My Wu Tang name is Promiscuous Protestah! Does that mean I'm a beligerent ****? How can they know me so well? See you losers tomorrow at the Moonbeam. It'll be cool to meet you dudes I know like 2 or you at the moment or something. There is a good chance that I may be sporting a wee hangover seeing as how i'm totally in the bag now and heading out again. ROCK AND ROLL

ronin2046

01-12-07, 11:25 PM

WTF?

Check out the dude's tubular tire totally bailin' on him!

:eek: :eek: :eek:

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6432/crashno4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Danhalen

01-12-07, 11:30 PM

WTF?

Check out the dude's tubular tire totally bailin' on him!

:eek: :eek: :eek:

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6432/crashno4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Whoa! Wow how can two guys roll their tires at the same time? that's a terrifying and yet perfectly captured picture!

jeremywhitehorn

01-12-07, 11:36 PM

Get your wu-tang name here (http://www.recordstore.com/wuname/wuname.pl)

Shamil

your Wu-Name is

Inebriated Assistant

Use it wisely, soldier.

Yup. Big Wicker Ventriloquist in the house!

pyze-guy

01-12-07, 11:47 PM

I'm Tha 23rd Buchan..... I have no idea what that is.... :lol:

check this ...just popped up in the threads

The Highly Scientific Death Predictor
http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=260428

Traffic Jammer: At age 90 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle. :lol::lol: that is so rad, better than being hit by a beer truck.

Hmmm.
Real name gets At age 72 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

BF name gets pyze-guy: At age 57 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

And last but not least chocolaty shatner: At age 80 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

Wicked. See you in the morn at moonbeam.

jeremywhitehorn

01-12-07, 11:53 PM

somnambulant

01-13-07, 07:14 AM

Wesley: At age 49 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

shapelike

01-13-07, 07:21 AM

Mike: At age 76 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

Great, I'm going to be a geriatric Running Man.

Sirrobinofcoxly

01-13-07, 07:33 AM

Robin: At age 54 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

Nothing fancy.

Have a good ride today guys. I'll be at the bike store doing laps from front to back on a folding bike. *agg*

sweep242

01-13-07, 07:44 AM

John Riley: At age 60 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.

These things are funny.
*note i envy all that will go for a group ride today!
Cheers

STEEKER

01-13-07, 08:14 AM

Steeker: At age 47 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.

Shiznaz

01-13-07, 08:30 AM

shiznaz: At age 61 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

So true....

Charlie: At age 40 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

hehe