Foo - Where were these teachers when I was in school???

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hoodlum
04-11-05, 12:29 PM
That would hardly draw a reaction from a kid who grew up in Vegas. You can't walk down the street without getting a pocket full of "business cards" from the local hooker's employees (I use that term loosely- how else can you describe them?)
MsVicki
04-11-05, 12:58 PM
That is pretty disgusting.
:mad:
BostonFixed
04-11-05, 01:03 PM
w00t!
I'm with Ms. Vicki on this one.
TMI
Ms. Caldwell in one of her sweaters was about as much as I could handle. To see any more would have blown the mystery...
operator
04-11-05, 02:01 PM
Hope to hell she was at least vaguely hot.
Hope to hell she was at least vaguely hot.
Hot: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0208052teach1.html
Not Hot: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/shellylowery1.html#top
Hot: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0826043_lafave_1.html
Not Hot: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0321052gymteach1.html
operator
04-11-05, 03:21 PM
LMAO. Thanks for that.
KrisPistofferson
04-11-05, 03:35 PM
I predict this thread will not make it to #20.
well i hope you loose! ahahahaha!!!
MetalHead90
04-11-05, 03:58 PM
I wouldn't mind "teaching" those two blonde teachers. We have a teacher like that in our school. Every dude in school hounds over her. Funny thing is she is married to the geekiest dude you could ever imagin
BostonFixed
04-11-05, 04:18 PM
I predict this thread will not make it to #20.
Mods will nuke it?
KrisPistofferson
04-11-05, 04:19 PM
Mods will nuke it?
One in particular. ;)
BostonFixed
04-11-05, 04:24 PM
One in particular. ;)
I know who your talking about, and i'm not to fond of that mod either....
BostonFixed
04-11-05, 04:28 PM
I think the punishment crimes should be proportional to the "ugliness" of these debaucherous teachers.
The blond teachers- slap on the wrist, however, the others- life in prision! ;)
woot! you loose whoever made the bet!!! ahahahahahahahaa!!!
hey. ya'll got a pic of a teacher named ms. heinz?
KrisPistofferson
04-11-05, 04:41 PM
Ritual suicide for me, then.
woot! you loose whoever made the bet!!! ahahahahahahahaa!!!
hey. ya'll got a pic of a teacher named ms. heinz?
She's not a teacher, but I think she's crazy like a fox.
woot! you loose whoever made the bet!!! ahahahahahahahaa!!!
hey. ya'll got a pic of a teacher named ms. heinz?
Here ya go!
HEAD TEACHER: Tracy Heinz
Ms. Heinz (with son Mathias) was previously the director & head teacher of the Block Island Pre-school before it moved into the new facility at Old Harbor Meadow. She is a graduate of Hartwick College in Oneonta, NY with a B.A. in psychology. Ms. Heinz also has a B.A. in early childhood education from Rhode Island College. She is in charge of the pre-school and oversees the afternoon child care program.
Ms. Heinz is a life-long resident of Block Island.
nah. mine was blonde, had a nice round butt and boobs and wore a skirt with a slit all the way up it to school one day.
Here ya go!
HEAD TEACHER: Tracy Heinz
Ms. Heinz (with son Mathias) was previously the director & head teacher of the Block Island Pre-school before it moved into the new facility at Old Harbor Meadow. She is a graduate of Hartwick College in Oneonta, NY with a B.A. in psychology. Ms. Heinz also has a B.A. in early childhood education from Rhode Island College. She is in charge of the pre-school and oversees the afternoon child care program.
Ms. Heinz is a life-long resident of Block Island.
Excuse me while I throw up........
Ok back. :D
nah. mine was blonde, had a nice round butt and boobs and wore a skirt with a slit all the way up it to school one day.
Maybe she was trolling for a husband:
http://registry.weddingchannel.com/search_purchase/guest_view.asp?wauid=564313940
KrisPistofferson
04-11-05, 05:10 PM
nah. mine was blonde, had a nice round butt and boobs and wore a skirt with a slit all the way up it to school one day.
Double or nothin' on #40?
hoodlum
04-11-05, 05:13 PM
Here is a funny semi-related story. When I was in high school, we had a smoking hot science teacher. Blonde, in her mid twenties, everyone talked about how good looking she was. My wrestling coach was probably the male equal, young guy in good shape. It became obvious to everyone they were seeing each other, she was coming to the wrestling matches and we were all giving the old coach a pat on the back. She stopped showing up eventually, and coach never said anything about it. A few years after high school I ran into my old coach in a sports bar after a Carolina Panthers game, and we sat around and drank a couple of beers. We had both been overserved a little, and I brought the subject up. I'm not sure what the exact words were, but it went like this:
Me: All of us were so hot for Ms. Jones, we thought you were the luckiest guy in the world.
Coach: I thought so for a while, too. Now I now better.
Me: Why do you say it like that?
Coach: Man, that (insert expletive) gave me the clap.
Me: NOOOOOO!!!
That ruined my whole high school fantasy. Be careful what you wish for.
Double or nothin' on #40?
And no PMs to mods asking for it to be deleted. That would be cheatin'.
i wish campy girl taught... *sigh*
KrisPistofferson
04-11-05, 05:18 PM
And no PMs to mods asking for it to be deleted. That would be cheatin'.
:D Wouldn't think of it! I fear they might "kill the messenger".
BostonFixed
04-11-05, 05:21 PM
nah. mine was blonde, had a nice round butt and boobs and wore a skirt with a slit all the way up it to school one day.
did she flash you?
did she flash you?
well... sorta.... she sat on a stool next to the overhead projector... and with that slit.. heeeeeeeeeee. :D
well... sorta.... she sat on a stool next to the overhead projector... and with that slit.. heeeeeeeeeee. :D
Wow, really bad flashback to high school Spanish. We had a teacher who used a notorious stool. It wasn't a good thing. Kind of like a car accident, you had to look.
Gods, ALL I can recall is my then seemingly octagenarian 1st grade teacher, Mrs Greeby!
Wretch!
forum*rider
04-11-05, 06:05 PM
Seems like we have alot of young teachers at my school, all <30.
One of my teachers has two sleeve tattoos, nose ring, eyebrow piercing, lip piercing and two earrings :eek:
edit: c'mon guys, three more posts!
#38 and all I ever got was more homework :D
i had a 4th grade teacher that constantly went nuts on people. she would beat them with rulers and smash their pencils. i don't know why she wasnt' fired. she scared me.
Damn, did it again! Fourty!!!
:D
EDIT: Wanna go for the hat trick Kris?
do we get to beat the better up now?
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