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62vette 07-15-06 02:44 AM

He's next door helping the neghbours put up a barn constructed without nails :p

Hitchy 07-15-06 03:06 AM

Couldn't help meself lads....hadta reply to getting told off about calling seppo's,seppo's


Hi Koffee, unless you are able to interpret the following on your 1st reading, I'd suggest that you aren't qualified to make any assertion as to what is or isn't meant by any australian colloquialism. I'd suggest that if anyone has complained of being offended, its just that they haven't taken the time to find out what is meant by the term. BTW, all of the language, phrase etc are included in the 'Dinkum Dictionary' & 99.9% of all australians will understand every word. just because you don't doesn't make it offensive.


Fair suck of the savaloy, koffee, I nearly fell over backwards when I gotcha PM. Calling you seppo’s, seppo’s ain’t havin a go atyas. Before ya give me the bums rush, I reckon ya have more front than myers, having a whinge about the way we are dinky di. I reckon some dingaling has dobbed me in, but I reckon ya shoulda done some homework before doing the dirty on me.

Fair dinkum I wonder whether you seppo’s ave a couple of ‘roos ’s missing from the top paddock . This is about as serious as a ***** at a christening…you cannot be ridgy-didge…Wouldn’t this rip the crutch out of your nightie?. Geez koffee, sure we lairise sometimes but I don’t reckon we deserve a kick in the kyber for using words that’s as Ozzie as a pink Ostrich on a Satdee night telly show. I’m bending over backwards to get ya to give us the benefit of the doubt & it’d be bonza if ya bung on the billy & we’ll have a bit of a natter before ya make a mountain out of a mole hill . I don wanna make a rod for me own back ere & start off on the wrong foot, but before I hit the frog I’ve just gotta let cha know that I reckon this’s got whiskers on it & it nearly makes me wanna chunda, fair dinkum, I could do without drivin the porcelin bus today cos I had the dry horrors when I got up this morning, boy was I butchers!I reckon you’ve been sucked in by some bloke with an axe ta grind & I’m getting the rough end of the pineapple ere cos I don’t yak with a plum in my mouth.So while I strap on some nosebag, praps ya could consider that I may as well be shot for a sheep as a lamb so I hope ya chooks turn into emu’s & kick your dunny down cos I don’t reckon ya in the know about this & are just hopping on the bandwagon ta give us a hardtime. So it’d be a bit hoity toity of ya ta be on me back about this. Anyway I hope ya see the light at the end of the tunnel & see which way the wind blows before ya decide to jam me plums in a vice cos ya don’t know whether you’re Arthur or martha. Heres hoping ya do the right thing by me, up the ole’ red rooster & suck more p!ss
Cheers.

classic1 07-15-06 03:16 AM

Clear, succinct, to the point. I don't know what they are going on about. Don't they friggin speak English?

Pisser. Cop that, ya mongrel seppos. Get that up ya.:D

That should have 'em reachin' for the Google language tools Hitchy.

jock 07-15-06 03:36 AM

A very well considered response Hitchy.

You coulda gone Cheryl and laid the boot in, but you chose instead to take the path of the true blue. Here's lookin up yer kilt, hope they can see the light and allow to again roam free on the forums, with the term 'seppo' carried proudly in yer swag as part of your okker culcha.

Lucky for us you kept it short ;)

classic1 07-15-06 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by jock
Aokker culcha.

What is this strange 'Culture' thing ye speak of?

Thylacine 07-15-06 03:52 AM

Dear Koffee,

Um, like you TOTALLY just don't get it. I mean.....we're these guys from like...you know...this totally big place over there somewhere near Utah I think, right, called 'Austria'. Duh. Well, like we TOTALLY speak funny! I mean, we call people from uh.....England.....'Poms'.....obviously something to do with 'Pom Poms'.....like, how do we get away with that sh¡t!?! OOPS.....can I cuss on this thing? :o Um......ANYWAY.....sorry......um.....oh yeah! And people from this place called 'New Zealand' that's like right next to 'New England', we all them.....OMG you're TOTALLY not going to believe this......."Sheep Shaggers!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :o Um....i don't know what a 'shagger' is exactly, but they pretend to get like TOTALLY p¡ssed at us........oh no, I've got a potty mouth! MY BAD! :o......um.....they pretend to get all angry and stuff at us, and then they call us "Roo Rooters"!!! OMG it's soooooo FUNNY! Especially considering I don't even root for the 'Roos, I'm a Magpies supporter!

gggggooooOOOOOOO MAGPIES! YAY! :)

So anyway, we then like buy them a beer and stuff and they're totally cool with us!

jock 07-15-06 03:53 AM

Predictions are again a bit lacking girls n boyz.

Robbie is in a bit of a pickle now, with a weakened team 'behind' him and a yellow jersey contender fighting for their services. I'm going for Zabel, Oscar, then Robbie ahead of Tom and a bunch of other likely culprits.

jock 07-15-06 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by classic1
What is this strange 'Culture' thing ye speak of?

A white crusty substance I found between the folds. Vomit at will...

Hitchy 07-15-06 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jock
Predictions are again a bit lacking girls n boyz.

Robbie is in a bit of a pickle now, with a weakened team 'behind' him and a yellow jersey contender fighting for their services. I'm going for Zabel, Oscar, then Robbie ahead of Tom and a bunch of other likely culprits.

agree...I think it became clear last night, when the chase for a high GC & the green jersey clash, that Robbies gunna be pretty much on his own, I mean DVL made little effort to chase Oscar when he was threatening Robbies jersey. I still think Robbie will win the green, but Oscar's the main contender, not Tom

jock 07-15-06 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hitchy
agree...I think it became clear last night, when the chase for a high GC & the green jersey clash, that Robbies gunna be pretty much on his own, I mean DVL made little effort to chase Oscar when he was threatening Robbies jersey. I still think Robbie will win the green, but Oscar's the main contender, not Tom

I kinda like the fact that Zabel, Bennati, and Hushovd are always going to be there stealing sprint points. As will other sprint nobodies who accidentally make it to the line.

Odin 07-15-06 04:35 AM

Any of you guys used LeWedges?
Anyone know if they're available locally?

62vette 07-15-06 04:56 AM

LeWedges? Are those the bits of lime that seppos jam down the neck of les Coronas?

Hitchy 07-15-06 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by 62vette
LeWedges? Are those the bits of lime that seppos jam down the neck of les Coronas?

......& there be only one worse beer than corona....Le steinlager! :D

62vette 07-15-06 04:59 AM

Oh I see, apparently if I use Google, I can find out that they are some form of orthotic tool that the average tool can use to correct bad posture. Never seen 'em here in sheep shagger land (just near Noo England according to Hitchy.)

Could be useful for me as I have one leg shorter than the other by 8mm.

62vette 07-15-06 05:00 AM

Ah Steinlager. The cause of many a hangover and just a few chats with some deity on the big porcelain telephone. :beer:

Hitchy 07-15-06 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 62vette
Ah Steinlager. The cause of many a hangover and just a few chats with some deity on the big porcelain telephone. :beer:

:roflmao: actually, Steinlager isn't a bad drop....the seppo's make the worst beer in the world & I forgot Southwalk from Sth Aus, pronounced 'Suth-ork'...but I don't think it counts as a beer...more like vomit in a bottle...thank christ we haven't hada beer strike for a few years!....

62vette 07-15-06 05:17 AM

Yep, back in the day here if you wanted a beer you drank Lion Red or DB Draught (both 4%) out of quart bottles, but if you wanted to get chooked you got stuck into the steingrenades which was about the only 5% export beer hereabouts.

Nowadays you down vanilla and frangelico flavoured vodka shooters to get toasted.

jock 07-15-06 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 62vette
Nowadays you down vanilla and frangelico flavoured vodka shooters to get toasted.

... as opposed to the old days when we used to get drunk slurping a bottle of JD down one bellybuttonfull at a time. God I loved those dirty biatches. Sorry Mother Mitagi, it had to be said. Dunno why, just did.

classic1 07-15-06 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hitchy
:roflmao: actually, Steinlager isn't a bad drop....the seppo's make the worst beer in the world & I forgot Southwalk from Sth Aus, pronounced 'Suth-ork'...but I don't think it counts as a beer...more like vomit in a bottle...thank christ we haven't hada beer strike for a few years!....

WestEnd is fairly ordinary as well. In fact 'fairly ordinary' would be paying it a compliment. Word is it's bottled at the Glenelg Cattery.

How come SA has the two worst beers in the country and arguably the best as well (Coopers)?

matagi 07-15-06 05:43 AM

Yah, you're all a bunch of lady boys! :D

What's wrong with straight vodka?

runs away and hides

wattsy_rules 07-15-06 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by mrkott3r
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

doesnt WD40 wash crap back into bearings?

I don;t WD40 the bearings, just the hinge points and exposed metal.

Thylacine 07-15-06 05:51 AM

I cannot condemn Kiwi beers. Wanaka beerworks make some of the tastiest sheit I've ever had, and if I just want some nice drinkin' beer that's clean and honest and not a super huge assult on the tastebuds, it's very tough to beat Monteiths Pilsner.

And don't get me started on 42 Below Feijoa Vodka! There's one for ya Matagi.

matagi 07-15-06 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thylacine
And don't get me started on 42 Below Feijoa Vodka! There's one for ya Matagi.

Flavoured vodkas! Sacrilege! :eek:

matagi 07-15-06 06:04 AM

Oh no! Now we're looking back on Lance's career! The only option left is suicide.

BTW, anyone tried playing the LA drinking game - you down a drink every time Phil Liggett mentions Lance. Reckon you'd be dead of alcohol poisoning by now.


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