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Old 10-23-06, 01:55 AM   #1251
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.........they are allowed a few wives on a fridee night after work
Re Mormons and alcohol: Actually, the story goes:

Never only take 1 Mormon fishing...if you do he'll drink all the beer! If you take 2 Mormons though, all the beer will be for you and they'll drink lemonade!

Can't attest to the veracity, not being in Utah, but that's the old joke!
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Old 10-30-06, 05:59 PM   #1252
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ok bastids im back!
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Old 10-30-06, 06:21 PM   #1253
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Whoohoo!


Well, it's a start anyway.
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Old 10-30-06, 10:37 PM   #1254
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For anyone not following the story on the Dark Side, the annual Aussie Thread ride is on the 19th November in a place near you. All welcome, bring coins for coffee.

Northern Division riders are meeting at Wyong Railway Station at 9am for coffee, hit the road by 10am for a loop of Tuggerah Lake. Back for lunch. Keener riders are starting out from Terrigal at 8am and riding to Wyong. Skinsuits are NOT permitted.

Southern Division are still organising route and meeting place. TBC

Expat can organise the Mormons, they're always up for a nice bike ride.
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Old 10-30-06, 10:39 PM   #1255
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Strewth....I'll be tanning my fat arse in Palm Cove.


Can we organise the Melb ride for December.....and an average speed of about 23 kmh??
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Old 10-30-06, 10:42 PM   #1256
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For anyone not following the story on the Dark Side, the annual Aussie Thread ride is on the 19th November in a place near you. All welcome, bring coins for coffee.

Northern Division riders are meeting at Wyong Railway Station at 9am for coffee, hit the road by 10am for a loop of Tuggerah Lake. Back for lunch. Keener riders are starting out from Terrigal at 8am and riding to Wyong. Skinsuits are NOT permitted.

Southern Division are still organising route and meeting place. TBC

Expat can organise the Mormons, they're always up for a nice bike ride.
I happen to be enjoying a nice cuppa melted crayons at this very moment. Not many riders these days, with the temps hovering around 1 for parts of this past weekend. But I did the yard up nice for Halloween.
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Old 10-30-06, 10:43 PM   #1257
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I did the yard up nice for Halloween.

Wot's that?
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Old 10-30-06, 10:59 PM   #1258
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You want me to explain, or can I just post pics tomorrow?
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You want me to explain, or can I just post pics tomorrow?
nah....just sh1t stirring now you're stuck in a square state.
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Old 10-30-06, 11:04 PM   #1260
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It's really not that bad here. I'm just happy when we're sitting on the lunch room at work, and it's someone else going on about how nutty Mormon's are.
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Old 10-30-06, 11:12 PM   #1261
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Utah....

Highest rate of anti-depressant use per capita in the USA and highest rate of private firearm ownership....and home to one of the largest organised "new religions"

***cough*** CULT! ***cough***
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Old 10-30-06, 11:18 PM   #1262
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Orem, Utah just rated #12 on the FBI's list of safest cities in the US. Right behind my old home on Thousand Oaks, which was #11. T.O. has a homicide, on average, maybe once in 6-8 years. Not bad for a city well over 100k people.
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Old 10-31-06, 03:07 AM   #1263
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Good to hear the the weather is warming and the skirts getting shorter, warmer weather has been hapening here for about a week.Next may be daylight saving (tossers at parliment voting today) daylight saving got through the lower house though will have a fight on its hands in the upperhouse

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Old 10-31-06, 03:20 AM   #1264
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i think I averaged about 24kph yesterday rolling up and down Beaconsfield Pde, just perving

tooken me over 2hrs to do 50km!!
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Old 10-31-06, 03:36 AM   #1265
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i think I averaged about 24kph yesterday rolling up and down Beaconsfield Pde, just perving

tooken me over 2hrs to do 50km!!
thats the thing I miss most about not working in the city anymore...summer!...when all the young ladies shed their winter woolies!
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Old 10-31-06, 03:40 AM   #1266
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yeah, tried again tonight, but it clouded over and cooled down real quick......not many chicks ....only a few core-hard joggers
i need to work on my 'checking out chicks while riding' skills. these are important skills. atm when i see a hot chick my tempo goes from 30-35kmh oh to say 40-45kmh lol its tragic....and really not productive in terms of getting a good 'lookie'!
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Old 10-31-06, 06:09 AM   #1267
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thats the thing I miss most about not working in the city anymore...summer!...when all the young ladies shed their winter woolies!
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Old 10-31-06, 06:39 AM   #1268
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All right for you blokes. I live in the town with the statistically proven highest per capita level of obese women in Victoria.
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Old 10-31-06, 07:11 AM   #1269
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All right for you blokes. I live in the town with the statistically proven highest per capita level of obese women in Victoria.
moe? no wait....braybrook? no wait....frankston? oh i give up but remember obese women have feelings too
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thats the thing I miss most about not working in the city anymore...summer!...when all the young ladies shed their winter woolies!
I've said this before, but if I'm desperate for a perve in the middle of winter, I ride home past the train stations to watch the cute office chicks getting off work. I had a route from the beach to Benlteigh: Sandringham, Hampton, Brighton, Ormond, Bentleigh, then home
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Old 10-31-06, 07:40 AM   #1271
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I've said this before, but if I'm desperate for a perve in the middle of winter, I ride home past the train stations to watch the cute office chicks getting off work. I had a route from the beach to Benlteigh: Sandringham, Hampton, Brighton, Ormond, Bentleigh, then home
So you do this 4-5 days/week?
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So you do this 4-5 days/week?
ive got him sussed as the stalker/serial killer type
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I've said this before, but if I'm desperate for a perve in the middle of winter, I ride home past the train stations to watch the cute office chicks getting off work. I had a route from the beach to Benlteigh: Sandringham, Hampton, Brighton, Ormond, Bentleigh, then home

New St Brighton.....the soccer mums dropping the kids off at Brighton Grammar in the Land Rover.

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moe?
Moe has the second highest rate of fat chicks. Try the next town along the highway. We're no. 1.
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Old 10-31-06, 04:43 PM   #1275
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Moe has the second highest rate of fat chicks. Try the next town along the highway. We're no. 1.
Ever thought about moving? How about Sale or Bairnsdale? Bigger populations so more likely to find some skinnier chicks.
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