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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert '55
    .........they are allowed a few wives on a fridee night after work
    Re Mormons and alcohol: Actually, the story goes:

    Never only take 1 Mormon fishing...if you do he'll drink all the beer! If you take 2 Mormons though, all the beer will be for you and they'll drink lemonade!

    Can't attest to the veracity, not being in Utah, but that's the old joke!
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    ok bastids im back!
    You don't need proof when you have instinct.
    Im on the Floyd Landis Jack Daniels training program.

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    Whoohoo!


    Well, it's a start anyway.

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    For anyone not following the story on the Dark Side, the annual Aussie Thread ride is on the 19th November in a place near you. All welcome, bring coins for coffee.

    Northern Division riders are meeting at Wyong Railway Station at 9am for coffee, hit the road by 10am for a loop of Tuggerah Lake. Back for lunch. Keener riders are starting out from Terrigal at 8am and riding to Wyong. Skinsuits are NOT permitted.

    Southern Division are still organising route and meeting place. TBC

    Expat can organise the Mormons, they're always up for a nice bike ride.

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    Strewth....I'll be tanning my fat arse in Palm Cove.


    Can we organise the Melb ride for December.....and an average speed of about 23 kmh??

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    Quote Originally Posted by jock
    For anyone not following the story on the Dark Side, the annual Aussie Thread ride is on the 19th November in a place near you. All welcome, bring coins for coffee.

    Northern Division riders are meeting at Wyong Railway Station at 9am for coffee, hit the road by 10am for a loop of Tuggerah Lake. Back for lunch. Keener riders are starting out from Terrigal at 8am and riding to Wyong. Skinsuits are NOT permitted.

    Southern Division are still organising route and meeting place. TBC

    Expat can organise the Mormons, they're always up for a nice bike ride.
    I happen to be enjoying a nice cuppa melted crayons at this very moment. Not many riders these days, with the temps hovering around 1 for parts of this past weekend. But I did the yard up nice for Halloween.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Expatriate
    I did the yard up nice for Halloween.

    Wot's that?

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    You want me to explain, or can I just post pics tomorrow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Expatriate
    You want me to explain, or can I just post pics tomorrow?
    nah....just sh1t stirring now you're stuck in a square state.

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    It's really not that bad here. I'm just happy when we're sitting on the lunch room at work, and it's someone else going on about how nutty Mormon's are.

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    Utah....

    Highest rate of anti-depressant use per capita in the USA and highest rate of private firearm ownership....and home to one of the largest organised "new religions"

    ***cough*** CULT! ***cough***

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    Orem, Utah just rated #12 on the FBI's list of safest cities in the US. Right behind my old home on Thousand Oaks, which was #11. T.O. has a homicide, on average, maybe once in 6-8 years. Not bad for a city well over 100k people.

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    Good to hear the the weather is warming and the skirts getting shorter, warmer weather has been hapening here for about a week.Next may be daylight saving (tossers at parliment voting today) daylight saving got through the lower house though will have a fight on its hands in the upperhouse
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    Quote Originally Posted by 531Aussie
    i think I averaged about 24kph yesterday rolling up and down Beaconsfield Pde, just perving

    tooken me over 2hrs to do 50km!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 531Aussie
    i think I averaged about 24kph yesterday rolling up and down Beaconsfield Pde, just perving

    tooken me over 2hrs to do 50km!!
    thats the thing I miss most about not working in the city anymore...summer!...when all the young ladies shed their winter woolies!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 531Aussie
    yeah, tried again tonight, but it clouded over and cooled down real quick......not many chicks ....only a few core-hard joggers
    i need to work on my 'checking out chicks while riding' skills. these are important skills. atm when i see a hot chick my tempo goes from 30-35kmh oh to say 40-45kmh lol its tragic....and really not productive in terms of getting a good 'lookie'!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitchy
    thats the thing I miss most about not working in the city anymore...summer!...when all the young ladies shed their winter woolies!
    +1

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    All right for you blokes. I live in the town with the statistically proven highest per capita level of obese women in Victoria.

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    Quote Originally Posted by classic1
    All right for you blokes. I live in the town with the statistically proven highest per capita level of obese women in Victoria.
    moe? no wait....braybrook? no wait....frankston? oh i give up but remember obese women have feelings too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitchy
    thats the thing I miss most about not working in the city anymore...summer!...when all the young ladies shed their winter woolies!
    I've said this before, but if I'm desperate for a perve in the middle of winter, I ride home past the train stations to watch the cute office chicks getting off work. I had a route from the beach to Benlteigh: Sandringham, Hampton, Brighton, Ormond, Bentleigh, then home

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    Quote Originally Posted by 531Aussie
    I've said this before, but if I'm desperate for a perve in the middle of winter, I ride home past the train stations to watch the cute office chicks getting off work. I had a route from the beach to Benlteigh: Sandringham, Hampton, Brighton, Ormond, Bentleigh, then home
    So you do this 4-5 days/week?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Expatriate
    So you do this 4-5 days/week?
    ive got him sussed as the stalker/serial killer type

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    Quote Originally Posted by 531Aussie
    I've said this before, but if I'm desperate for a perve in the middle of winter, I ride home past the train stations to watch the cute office chicks getting off work. I had a route from the beach to Benlteigh: Sandringham, Hampton, Brighton, Ormond, Bentleigh, then home

    New St Brighton.....the soccer mums dropping the kids off at Brighton Grammar in the Land Rover.

    100% A-grade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ecnetsixe
    moe?
    Moe has the second highest rate of fat chicks. Try the next town along the highway. We're no. 1.

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    Quote Originally Posted by classic1
    Moe has the second highest rate of fat chicks. Try the next town along the highway. We're no. 1.
    Ever thought about moving? How about Sale or Bairnsdale? Bigger populations so more likely to find some skinnier chicks.

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