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Old 06-23-06, 10:14 AM   #1
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Brokeback chain cleaner?

Is it just me, but is there something obscene about this "tool's" design?
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Old 06-23-06, 10:22 AM   #2
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Somebody is not sure about his sexuality........
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Would you rather it point up?
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It's rare I see something on the web that makes me laugh out loud
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Old 06-23-06, 10:47 AM   #5
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that's awesome
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Somebody is not sure about his sexuality........
Hey! My nipples are alloy and they thread on the same way everyone elses do.
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Oh go ahead, give it a shake, it doesn't mind!
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I think they just started selling them in different sizes and colors.
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Homophobes are posting theirs on ebay as we speak.
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Old 06-23-06, 05:36 PM   #10
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I think they just started selling them in different sizes and colors.
Hehe, I got a brand new blue one in my living room as we speak
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Oh go ahead, give it a shake, it doesn't mind!
Shake it more then twice and you're playing with it!
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What type of lube do you use with that?
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What type of lube do you use with that?
Depends on riding conditions and cranking speed.
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Somebody is not sure about his sexuality........
Odd post from someone who's "Super Butted"
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Does anything come out of the "handle"????
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Odd post from someone who's "Super Butted"
What I do in my spare time with a midget, two donkeys, a pedal wrench, and a tube of grease is none of your business, OK!
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psh, what about these "banana guards"

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Depends on riding conditions and cranking speed.
Rough, dry conditions.
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Here's what happened. There was this major run of 3CPO 'droids and the subcontractor, CyberGenitalia, did an accidental over production of it's units. . .
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Shake it more then twice and you're playing with it!
...shake it like a polaroid picture, baby!!!!!

If someone is concerned about how phallic that thing looks, they forgot to look at most crankarmos, saddles, some stems, and varios other bike parts. Really a bike has many penii shaped objects, some even spinning!

...so get over it. Plus, it's only gay if the balls touch (guess some folks will ride without saddles now...oh wiat, that make sthe seatpost phallic...so remove that too! ).
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psh, what about these "banana guards"

Bhahahahah, I just read through the website's description of it... ROFL.
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BWHAHAHAHA "Passionate purple"

....sounds like a description of a "marital aid" rather than a food storage device.
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Now you're making me jealous
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psh, what about these "banana guards"

If your bananas curve like that, seek medical attention.
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see that curve in the case is for those that posess a wangarang...the pecker that keeps on coming back for more.
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