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Old 07-15-14, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by noglider
I guess it belongs on a shop apron (shapron?) more than anywhere else!

noglider is right - this belongs on a shop apron.
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Originally Posted by Wilfred Laurier

This is a great one too!
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Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver
I don't leave the house without my Leatherman and my shop has an impressive collection of vice grips which serve as clamps for brazing / welding as well as a few hammers... Park makes a pretty one with a blue handle.
So, are you saying that you're only pretending? When will you get serious about your craft?
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Originally Posted by Shimagnolo
Crescent wrench is missing.
Anyone who believes that a crescent wrench makes a pretend mechanic should meet my very well-used "Whale" brand 16 inch crescent wrench.
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Originally Posted by cny-bikeman
Anyone who believes that a crescent wrench makes a pretend mechanic should meet my very well-used "Whale" brand 16 inch crescent wrench.
I carried my dad's ancient 6 inch Snap On adjustable wrench for decades after he passed away... some dirtbag stole it from my saddlebag.
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Originally Posted by FBinNY
So, are you saying that you're only pretending? When will you get serious about your craft?
I used the big crescent wrench and the hammer today... it is what I use on my bb taps and cartridge bb tools and the hammer helps when you are setting crown races.

Have a freshly powdered frame in the shop getting built up for delivery later today.

After that I'll be using my favourite tool... my torch.
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I pulled some wheel bearings last night with an allen wrench.
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Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver
I used the big crescent wrench and the hammer today... ...

After that I'll be using my favourite tool... my torch.
I agree, there's probably few tools more satisfying to use than hammers and the torch. The only thing that compares is doing just-so work with a set of files.


Anyone can turn a wrench, but the tools that require touch are the ones that give the most satisfaction.
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Originally Posted by Wilfred Laurier
butter knife is prominently displayed
but no indication if the implied use
is tire lever
or screwdriver
or hash smoker
Everyone knows butter knives are for removing tires.
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Originally Posted by rms13
Everyone knows butter knives are for removing tires.
if you get too much dried rubber stuck to the knife
it may make cause it to fit poorly into the screw heads
or make the hash taste funny
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Originally Posted by Wilfred Laurier
This thread is funner than I would have predicted. But, uh, I don't get this one.

gorilla in a shapron is great as a concept, but not sure the message can come across in a graphic. I'm probably wrong about that since I'm a graphical idiot.
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Originally Posted by rms13
Everyone knows butter knives are for removing tires.
Much better than a flathead screwdriver, I might add. Gotta make sure it's a good butterknife, cheapos bend and break.
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Originally Posted by noglider
This thread is funner than I would have predicted. But, uh, I don't get this one.

it was supposed to be a roll of duct tape
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A pipe wrench carries way more significant meaning (and visual impact) than an adjustable spanner (to be correct here). Preferably one with really new teeth.
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Here's a German "Mechanics only" symbol that I like. An outfit called "Hooniverse" is making them into T-shirts:

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Originally Posted by ThermionicScott
Here's a German "Mechanics only" symbol that I like. An outfit called "Hooniverse" is making them into T-shirts:

Its very funny, because you explained it. I'm not that good at reading pictograms. I think is have an easier time learning Geeman. I found it hard to read the road signs in Europe.
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Sure, my graphic is literally incorrect, much like the crossed tyre tracks on a 'slippery when wet' road sign.

Just like any other ace mechanic, I can perform miracles with a Swiss Army knife and a coat hanger.

But ace mechanics tend to have an at least half-decent suite of tools at their disposal, and only have to resort to the art of making do with junk in a pinch.

As for shifters (crescent wrenches) not being a proper tool - bah! That's something maintained by folks who never figured out how to use one properly. BTW, I have the ultimate shifter - it's half visegrip.



Best. Thing. Ever.

It plays so nice with all your cassette crackers, BB tools, etc with a big hex drive.

And I needed to adjust the bearings on a NOS Shimano 600 pedal like these:



And it was so damn tight, the 2.5mm wide flats would've been mashed by just about any other tool.

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Duct tape!!!!! Gotta have duct tape!!!
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No MacGyver?
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An embroidered sew /iron on patch would be great ?
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