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    Click this, you wont.

    So i was checking my other e-mail for the first time in like 2 weeks today and i had like 300ish bikeguide thread topic notification things and since i haven't logged on in forver i decided to go have a look see at the new threads. NOTE: I didn't sign in or post, i kept my dignity.

    So i found this one which single handedly made me change my views to more positive ones on bikeguide.

    Funniest thread ever. I still can't stop laughing at some of the replys and i'm not even done reading through it.
    http://www.bikeguide.org/forums/showthread.php?t=107662


    Also, on a side note i rode all day today despite the fact that we had weird kinda chilly weather and i hated it. My friend and i finished the second jump in my/our line. Our mainline is done up to the last lander as well. I'm very happy.

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    Kinetiklife, always a hoot
    Dip me in chocolate and feed me to the Lesbians, eight times because thats my name.

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    Senior Member eightdip's Avatar
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    Haha just read the thread, made me piss my pants. Not literally mind
    Dip me in chocolate and feed me to the Lesbians, eight times because thats my name.

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    Yeah, that thread is great... I'm sure it's fake, but it's funny as hell.

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    I don't know if it's fake... but if it isn't, the kid needs to be beaten.

    It's really funny.

    EDIT: I just saw a post of a guy who said he waited 5 months, as if it wasa super long time.
    I am Gunz. Gunz are me.

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    I'm surpised the Ti Grim Reaper bike check kid couldn't keep his thread but this kid asking for girl helps can!

    Either way...it's supposed to snow here tonight...in April....Whatthe****.

    GHEYYYYYY. It better not.

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    thats ****in hilarious. What is wrong with bike guide?..."NOTE: I didn't sign in or post, i kept my dignity." is there something I should know?

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    Yeah, BikeGuide sucks.
    I am Gunz. Gunz are me.

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    I read every post. Best thread I've ever read in my life.
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    yea i know. im still reading..its great!!

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    It was his first post, but he acts like BG is his home. I'm betting it's Maurice Snail.

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    Al Sharpton trying to prove that BMXers deserve to have the chance of having sex with whoever they want whenever they want?
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    i like bg, mega cheap stuff in the sell swap.

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    haha a hot 14 year old whats the world coming to
    Give me a pice of gum and i'll show u how to chew it!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMan2k
    It was his first post, but he acts like BG is his home. I'm betting it's Maurice Snail.
    Someone asked on like page 3 or 4 about cross checking ISP's but i was far too lazy or stupid to do that.


    I bet it's one of the 'super OG' people there like you're saying.

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    You'd need to be a mod to check IP's, letting everyone do that would be an insane security hole and privacy risk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMan2k
    You'd need to be a mod to check IP's, letting everyone do that would be an insane security hole and privacy risk.
    Bikeguide has like 20853647590581902512903751892675890643 mods anyways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FitRider 921
    I don't know if it's fake... but if it isn't, the kid needs to be beaten.

    It's really funny.

    EDIT: I just saw a post of a guy who said he waited 5 months, as if it wasa super long time.
    it isnt?

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    amazing thread. i want to see if this kid gets his end wet or not.

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    I read more of it last night. He is a good writer ahaha.

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    and you're asking bikeguide for help?

    oh man are you ****ed.
    no pun intended.
    i thought that part was funny
    5000

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE KID
    But, if I want to blow my load in her face, I want it to be like I have a Super Soaker CPS 2000, not a cheap ass $.50 squirt *** some 9 year old bought out of a junk machine.
    I can't stop laughing.

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    i can honsetly say though i didnt find it that funny.
    didnt even break a smile.

    the only part i foudn humorous was the "i was fingering her and her mom was standing int he doorway"
    5000

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