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    Dumb BMXr

    While on my ride today i was at 16 miles of my 22 mile ride clipping along at around 20 mph. up ahead i see 3 kids (16-17 yo) on the sidewalk one on a bmx. As I approach the kid on the BMX decides he is going to bunny hop into my lane on the road causing me to aviod and almost putting me into a car then bunny hops back onto the sidewalk.

    then he proceeds to ride on in the oppisite direction of me.

    I spin around (note to BMXers you cannot outrun road bikes)

    I have few choice word with the kid.
    I ask him if he has any other tricks to show me because i am really interested. kid has no helmet.
    he tells me he hit a rock and fell into my lane.
    he is trying to back away from me falls off the curb and almost into a car.
    I tell him it's karma.,that's why you wear helmets. Get a helmet and ride on the road.

    Moral of the story...

    You use your bike as a weapon don't be surprised when someone retaliates.
    Cars make you weak.

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    only some people are that stupid. i dont wear a helmet, but im not stupid enough to go out dancin in the road in front of road bikes. haha sounds like you had a fun time though.

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    yeah BTW my ride end at a dojo where i fight and then ride home. Bikeing is part of my trining for fighting.
    Cars make you weak.

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    ummmm ok? next time you should tell the kids that you are a karate expert hahahahahahahaha. make you sound realllllll cool hahahahahahaha
    Last edited by Street rider; 07-08-08 at 08:43 PM.

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    The moral of the story is not to **** with roadies, okay guys?


    "the bus came by and I got on, that's when it all began...there was Cowboy Neal at the wheel of a bus to never-ever land."


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    hahahahahaha (wipes away tears of laughter) ok then. ill remember that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Street rider View Post
    ummmm ok? next time you should tell the kids that you are a karate expert hahahahahahahaha. make you sound realllllll cool hahahahahahaha
    no
    Cars make you weak.

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    i would be impressed. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    Bmx on the road? psssh. Learn how to spell dude... you are like what 50 yo?

    Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fuzzbox View Post
    Bmx on the road? psssh. Learn how to spell dude... you are like what 50 yo?
    haha hes got you there.

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    They could just snap his carbon-fiber bones. Haha.

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    At least he didn't call it a j-hop I guess

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    Quote Originally Posted by st0ut View Post
    yeah BTW my ride end at a dojo where i fight and then ride home. Bikeing is part of my trining for fighting.
    I used to train at a dojo. we used swords and shurikens and other fun objects. ninjutsu is so much fun! I ride a bmx bike as part of my... fun times. moral of the story, never underestimate a kid on a bmx bike

    but yeah, sounds like that kid wasnt very bright hehe
    "Do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough troubles of its own." - Matthew 6:34

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    Quote Originally Posted by minichamp31 View Post
    They could just snap his carbon-fiber bones. Haha.
    hahahahahahahahaha

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    All us bmxers know you roadies are real tough guys already. You have to be to wear spandex pants and hang your ass out for thousands of passerby's to see.

    I can't think of a single bmx rider that isn't absolutely terrified of being alone with a roadie.

    Come try that to me and you'd have a spandex wedgie all the way to the back of your teeth.
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    maybe we can't outrun you speed wise, but id like to see you bunny hop curbs and take back roads and sidewalks, even book it across lawns to catch us on a bmx.
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    Quote Originally Posted by imcrushingyerhd View Post
    All us bmxers know you roadies are real tough guys already. You have to be to wear spandex pants and hang your ass out for thousands of passerby's to see.

    I can't think of a single bmx rider that isn't absolutely terrified of being alone with a roadie.

    Come try that to me and you'd have a spandex wedgie all the way to the back of your teeth.
    You say that like bmx is only thing most of us do. My friend and I do all three road, mtb, and bmx. Just so you know 90% of the bmxers I've seen wear girl tight pants and have their asses hanging out anyways.

    PS I'm not terrified of being alone roadie.
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    yea... im one of those guys hahaha. i wear skinny jeans/capris. its comfy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fuzzbox View Post
    You say that like bmx is only thing most of us do. My friend and I do all three road, mtb, and bmx. Just so you know 90% of the bmxers I've seen wear girl tight pants and have their asses hanging out anyways.

    PS I'm not terrified of being alone roadie.
    same here i ride bmx, mtb, and road, and yes i wear spandex!

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    You guys would SOOOO get your azzes handed to you by a cyclocross rider.











    Not that I am one.

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    cyclocross?

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    you use an off road-road bike

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    you mean a mountain bike?

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    I see this thread back fired on the OP nicely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Street rider View Post
    cyclocross?
    http://www.bikeforums.net/recreational-cyclocross-gravelbiking/

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