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Old 07-29-15, 06:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Fidbloke
Twinkies were one of the 'Mysteries of US Culture' that I wanted to study/experience, when I came over to visit friends in Phoenix a couple of years ago. I had only seen them on the telly and, even then, not close up. Everyone seemed to talk about them, but I had no idea what they were.
Imagine my disappointment, when they said that the company had gone bust and resurrected itself, with 'new' Twinkies. Apparently, they're not the same as the originals.

Bother.....
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If you can find one made from before the change, it would probably still be "edible" (in so much as they ever were). They were so laden with preservatives, they practically lasted forever on the shelf. Honestly, I don't think you missed anything.
Having eaten a few stale Twinkies here and there... the "last forever" thing is mostly myth.

The Twinkie Myth - Will It Stay Fresh Forever?


Now, when I was a kid, deployed in the middle of the desert, we got these foil wrappers with bread in it. The bread was so soft- I think it had been literally MONTHS since I'd had anything like fresh bread- and although this stuff was nothing like "fresh," it tasted like light, fluffy fresh bread. It was the best. But I do remember calling it "nuclear bread." However, that was nothing compared to the stuff we referred to "nuclear milk." That **** was nasty.
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Originally Posted by RobbieTunes
Archeologists combing the remnants of the ruined planet Earth find, among the ashes, a few signs of a former civilization.
One of these is a frame/fork/headset, nothing else. They have no other information about the ancients. Tell us what they think.....
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They are thinking, okay, so our learned ancestors obviously had developed highly advanced bong technology, but where the hell do you put the weed, and which part is the spigot that you suck on!!?
And Keith Richards will show them how it works...
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Originally Posted by jyl
If only humans had invented the wheel . . .
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Originally Posted by RobbieTunes
... Tell us what they think.....
You Maniacs! You drew'd it! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
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Perhaps they climb inside it.
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ebay- NOS barn find, rare, you'll be lucky to win this bid....

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" Hey KJBCSY!!!! Check this out! A 1972 P13-9 chrome! Where in the hell can I get wheels for this???"
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"nah, it's probably ritual" - every archaeologist, ever.
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4067AD minus 2015AD is 2052 years from now. 2015AD minus 2052 years ago is 38BC (since there was no 0 AD).

Nothing really notable happened. The Republic was stable under a triumvirate, Octavian was in Rome and Antony was campaigning in Syria. The civil war coming at the end of the decade would see the execution of Ceasarion, the suicide of his mother Cleopatra along with Antony, and the consolidation of Octavian's power.

Many important things related to bicycles had already been invented (wheels, pipes, pulleys, crankshafts). Really it's amazing no one brought it together earlier.
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Would have to be a Schwinn Suburban. Nothing else could possibly last that long.
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Originally Posted by Darth Lefty
4067AD minus 2015AD is 2052 years from now. 2015AD minus 2052 years ago is 38BC (since there was no 0 AD).

Nothing really notable happened. The Republic was stable under a triumvirate, Octavian was in Rome and Antony was campaigning in Syria. The civil war coming at the end of the decade would see the execution of Ceasarion, the suicide of his mother Cleopatra along with Antony, and the consolidation of Octavian's power.

Many important things related to bicycles had already been invented (wheels, pipes, pulleys, crankshafts). Really it's amazing no one brought it together earlier.
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If they find it on the ground it means my current project is finally off the stand
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