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A grandfather tells his grandchildren that he's never been to New York City and would like to visit before he passes on, so they load up the car and take grandpa to NYC, but as they were walking along seeing the sights, suddenly grandpa disappears.

The family panics because grandpa has never been more than 20 miles from home. Frantically they search the area and after 20 minutes spot near the stairs to the subway.

Running up to him they discover he is ok, but admonish him never to walk away again. Still nervous about almost losing grandpa, his son says, "Where were you anyway?"

Grandpa says, "I was in some guy's basement and you should see the set of trains he has!" .

okane

Canadian guy in the US riding a bicycle tries to return home and customs officials are suspicious. He looks a bit nervous and they search him and give the bike a thorough examination, but find nothing so they let him pass.

This goes on once a week for 6 months....search, examine, find nothing, let him pass.

Finally they see no more of him, but 5 years later one of the customs officials spots him in Canada riding his bike and stops him.

"Look buddy, I'm no longer an official and I know you were smuggling something but we never found out what. We can't prosecute anymore, so nothing will happen to you, but is's driving me crazy. What were you smuggling?"

Guy looks up and says, "bicycles."