About five minutes ago, already late, I rushed downstairs to jump on my bike and go to class. I am about to unlock it when I take a look at the handlebars. Some ass has decided to unscrew the clamp on my stem and apparently tried to rip off some of my bar tape. I rush back upstairs to look for a tool to tighten it up but for the life of me can't find it in my room. Pissed, I try tightening it by hand to no avail. I see a friend of mine back from his morning run and I tell him about my problem. He says that a couple of our hall mates had this happen to them last night - one of them went for a burrito run and couldn't steer the whole way there. Why would someone do this kind of bull****? Is it fun? I mean, I'm glad they didn't steal my bike or anything, but this is a dick squad move right here.