Amazing brakes. finish is extraordinary, inside and out. the level of refinement of just about everything is astonishing.
And they sound just like all of the lost souls trapped in Purgatory. I have never heard such a complete cacaphony from a bicycle before. My lovely bethrothed almost fell off the first time I applied 'em today. Heck, I almost fell off. Dogs howled. Cats ran in fear. Drivers swerved. I am not kidding, this was the most noise that I have ever heard coming from a bicycle. Or a motorcycle, for that matter.
Anyone have any idea what I might have done wrong?