I think this ad qualfies for this thread:http://denver.craigslist.org/bik/1248248179.html
"I am selling a vintage one of kind!
It's a real head turner
Be the first one on your block to have this limited edition, very collectible
Serial number: 666 OU812 6ULDV8
It was made in Ojai CA by steelworking midwives during the venereal equinox out of rare Scrotium, a metal alloy smuggled out of Cold War Poland.
No it was actually electro-welded by Marge Blumenthal at the Chicago Schwinn Factory in 1956.
No I am certain it was made by Albert Tulio Colnago Rosenbloopbergstienenplatz Fisher the famous builder out of Parador in Southern Sloboblurmia!
This is a true one off marvel!
It can be made into a single speed a fixie or a tricycle for a The Shrine Circus very easily!
It has 10 inch horizontal drop outs and enough clearance to be a downhill 29er!
This bike will fit someone from 4'2" - 7'11" with the right seat post.
The wheels were made from recycled Pepsi cans and aged doughnut holes!
If you don't buy it now it will cost four times more on Ebay, I am your friend, I'm helpin' you out here!
I have to sell this because my wife is having sextuplets and , oh gosh, we need the room!
No actually this bike has been stored in my geodesic dome in Boulder and has been gathering pixie dust since the last Mall Crawl in 1989.
No it's been taking up space in my single wide trailer meth lab!
I was given this one of a kind gem at my Bar Mitzvah by my hair dresser's grandnephew's housekeeper, it's a family heirloom.
Or did I steal it from someone's garage while trolling for change off of Colfax!
Or did I buy it at the: Goodwill, DAV, Salvation Army, Savers, Family Thrift, Mile High thrift, ARC.
Or I bought it at this bike shop and then someone said it was their bike but the shop owner said it was his because he paid a guy named John Smith 12 bucks and some pedals for it!
No, I'm mistaken I bought this from Hector at the Mile High Flea Market, he said it was his bike, but he's 5' tall and this frame is a 62 cm, go figure?
PLEASE NO CRAIGSLIST FLAKES
I can deliver it (and case your house if you'd like).
or I can get all your info a cashier's check AND steal your identity
or I'll just wait for you to come over and pay me (and then me and toothless Gulf War Jim can buy Malt liquor, meth, potato chips and an XBOX with the excessive amount of money you give me for something relatively worthless).
Ask for me by name!
Accept no substitutes!
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Location: Arvada South Suburban Aurora Crackville
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