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08-23-13, 12:21 PM
#7101
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Listing for $700, but will take $500 on the very first email. He claims its worth $1500 as it sits, but he just needs the cash right now. He uses the words bro and ight a lot, in emails, and probably in daily speech as well.,,,,BD
I just cleaned my keyboard, and lost one of my favorite keys, the quotation mark... I wanted to use them for bro, and ight, which is an even more shortened version of alright/aight, I think?
https://houston.craigslist.org/bik/3999690450.html
His next to last email:
Lol first off bro that's not my bike, second it doesn't matter what u say ight, I kno exactly what I have on my hands ight an like I said I'm not selling it for less than 500 point blank ight? Kool.
I just cleaned my keyboard, and lost one of my favorite keys, the quotation mark... I wanted to use them for bro, and ight, which is an even more shortened version of alright/aight, I think?
https://houston.craigslist.org/bik/3999690450.html
His next to last email:
Lol first off bro that's not my bike, second it doesn't matter what u say ight, I kno exactly what I have on my hands ight an like I said I'm not selling it for less than 500 point blank ight? Kool.
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08-23-13, 02:41 PM
#7102
Jack of all trades
^Wow, what a goofball...
08-23-13, 03:07 PM
#7103
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So, ~700 in parts for a ladies schwinn traveler frame + 500 in labor costs?! I've never had someone build up a bike for me, but surely it wouldn't cost that much, right?
https://baltimore.craigslist.org/bik/4013756381.html
https://baltimore.craigslist.org/bik/4013756381.html
In any case, it's absurdly overpriced. (And if they actually paid $1200 for it, they got so incredibly screwed......)
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08-23-13, 08:20 PM
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Creative Writing exercise for the week! (this model IS available at Sam's Club for$202)
Reply t55kt-4006215709@sale.craigslist.org[SUP] [?][/SUP] flag [SUP][?][/SUP] : miscategorized prohibited spam best of Posted: 2013-08-16, 3:22PM EDT
[h=2] Lamborghini Tonino Leggenda Bicycle - $275 (Land O Lakes)[/h]
Have you ever dreamed of owning a Lamborghini, but never found it financially possible? Now you can own a Lamborghini and be the envy of all your family, neighbors and friends for a small fraction of the price of the "Lambo" car. Yes, it's true! and very surprising too, that the very well known Italian luxury sports car manufacturer, Lamborghini, periodically manufactures and sells luxury, high-performance Lamborghini's bicycles.
The two-wheeler, which wears the Lamborghini legendary badge is designed and built by the company owned by Ferrucio Lamborghini's son, Tonino. This is the Lamborghini Tonino Legendda 21-speed hybrid that's meant for roads and trails, and is finished in the popular and very famous Lamborghini sunrise yellow paint (car pictured). It has all the flair and luxury of appearance you'd expect from a Lamborgini. The frame is lightweight hand weld constructed from 7005 aluminum. The fork is 700C CS-8217 steel. The drive train is Shimano TX30D rear derailleur and Shimano TZ31 21 speed shifters matched to a silver alloy crank. The wheels are custom designed high V profile alloy silver and the brakes are Shimano Altus cable activated front and rear. It has an extremely comfortable custom Lamborghini saddle .
Stop dreaming and become a "Lambo" owner, here is your chance! You don't need a lot of cash to realize this dream. So what if its only a "Lambo" bicycle, still it wears a Lamborghini badge!
This lightly used, well maintained, rare, exotic bicycle is yours at just $275. Quite a bit less than a 4-wheeled Lambo? Yeah?
If interested please send me an email that includes your phone number and I'll call you back asap.
Reply t55kt-4006215709@sale.craigslist.org[SUP] [?][/SUP] flag [SUP][?][/SUP] : miscategorized prohibited spam best of Posted: 2013-08-16, 3:22PM EDT
[h=2] Lamborghini Tonino Leggenda Bicycle - $275 (Land O Lakes)[/h]
Have you ever dreamed of owning a Lamborghini, but never found it financially possible? Now you can own a Lamborghini and be the envy of all your family, neighbors and friends for a small fraction of the price of the "Lambo" car. Yes, it's true! and very surprising too, that the very well known Italian luxury sports car manufacturer, Lamborghini, periodically manufactures and sells luxury, high-performance Lamborghini's bicycles.
The two-wheeler, which wears the Lamborghini legendary badge is designed and built by the company owned by Ferrucio Lamborghini's son, Tonino. This is the Lamborghini Tonino Legendda 21-speed hybrid that's meant for roads and trails, and is finished in the popular and very famous Lamborghini sunrise yellow paint (car pictured). It has all the flair and luxury of appearance you'd expect from a Lamborgini. The frame is lightweight hand weld constructed from 7005 aluminum. The fork is 700C CS-8217 steel. The drive train is Shimano TX30D rear derailleur and Shimano TZ31 21 speed shifters matched to a silver alloy crank. The wheels are custom designed high V profile alloy silver and the brakes are Shimano Altus cable activated front and rear. It has an extremely comfortable custom Lamborghini saddle .
Stop dreaming and become a "Lambo" owner, here is your chance! You don't need a lot of cash to realize this dream. So what if its only a "Lambo" bicycle, still it wears a Lamborghini badge!
This lightly used, well maintained, rare, exotic bicycle is yours at just $275. Quite a bit less than a 4-wheeled Lambo? Yeah?
If interested please send me an email that includes your phone number and I'll call you back asap.
08-25-13, 11:47 AM
#7106
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[h=2]Vintage Peugeot Bike 1974 ((ALL ORIGINAL)) - $349 (South Sacramento)[/h] 
I GOT HERE A VINTAGE PEUGEOT BIKE 1974 TYPE 2 UO-18 10SPEED MIXTEE FRAME 20''FRAME MADE IN FRANCE
IN GREAT WORKING CONDITION NOT ONLY IS IT 39+ YEARS OLD BUT IT WORKS LIKE NEW BEAUTIFUL !
ASKING $349 OBO WICH IS A GREAT PRICE RESTORED THEY RUN ABOUT 1,500
BUT THE FACT THAT EVERYTHING IS ON IT ORIGINAL MAKES THAT MUCH MORE
UNIQUE MIGHT NEGOTIATE THE PRICE A LITTLE WONT HURT TO ASK NOT IN
A HURRY TO SELL SO DONT LOW BALL ME THE LONGER I HAVE IT THE MORE ITS
WORTH THANKS!
I vote for "Optimist of the Year" award.
I GOT HERE A VINTAGE PEUGEOT BIKE 1974 TYPE 2 UO-18 10SPEED MIXTEE FRAME 20''FRAME MADE IN FRANCE
IN GREAT WORKING CONDITION NOT ONLY IS IT 39+ YEARS OLD BUT IT WORKS LIKE NEW BEAUTIFUL !
ASKING $349 OBO WICH IS A GREAT PRICE RESTORED THEY RUN ABOUT 1,500
BUT THE FACT THAT EVERYTHING IS ON IT ORIGINAL MAKES THAT MUCH MORE
UNIQUE MIGHT NEGOTIATE THE PRICE A LITTLE WONT HURT TO ASK NOT IN
A HURRY TO SELL SO DONT LOW BALL ME THE LONGER I HAVE IT THE MORE ITS
WORTH THANKS!
I vote for "Optimist of the Year" award.
08-25-13, 08:10 PM
#7107
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BBC has some competition in the "insanely priced" department:
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Bianchi-Supe...-/271265032439
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Bianchi-Supe...-/271265032439
08-26-13, 06:51 AM
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Wow!
BBC has some competition in the "insanely priced" department:
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Bianchi-Supe...-/271265032439
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Bianchi-Supe...-/271265032439
08-26-13, 08:03 AM
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note that in the listing the seller says "As soon as I fill in some important details, I will LOWER the price."
Assuming they drop 3 zeros, it'll be alot more realistically priced.
Assuming they drop 3 zeros, it'll be alot more realistically priced.
BBC has some competition in the "insanely priced" department:
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Bianchi-Supe...-/271265032439
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Bianchi-Supe...-/271265032439
08-26-13, 12:48 PM
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Here's another one from another delusional owner SS conversion with no wheels bad repaint and ugly cosmetics $300.
https://denver.craigslist.org/bik/4025956395.html
https://denver.craigslist.org/bik/4025956395.html
08-26-13, 02:56 PM
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Is this fork bent?
https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/bik/4027074159.html
Seller claims to not "know much about bikes".
https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/bik/4027074159.html
Seller claims to not "know much about bikes".
08-26-13, 03:38 PM
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BBC has some competition in the "insanely priced" department:
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Bianchi-Supe...-/271265032439
https://www.ebay.com/itm/Bianchi-Supe...-/271265032439
08-26-13, 07:18 PM
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Is this fork bent?
https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/bik/4027074159.html
Seller claims to not "know much about bikes".
https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/bik/4027074159.html
Seller claims to not "know much about bikes".
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08-26-13, 07:59 PM
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08-26-13, 09:10 PM
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08-27-13, 05:55 AM
#7118
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$170 new! Yeah right, if he bought three or four of them?,,,,BD
https://houston.craigslist.org/bik/3967687258.html
https://houston.craigslist.org/bik/3967687258.html
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08-27-13, 11:44 AM
#7119
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Drive crank on the wrong side (or something bizarre with the picture)?
[h=2]Bianchi Pista (fixed gear) - $335 (W. Asheville)[/h]
This mean, city machine is great for speedily getting around town! I am the 2nd owner and have made the following additions/adjustments since I purchased it 2 years ago (it was new ~2007): comfy mustache handlebars with red grips, front brake, rear tire, chain, rear cog and the drivetrain was professionally aligned. The first owner spraypainted it black to make it a bit more anonymous. This coat of paint is well scratched, but probably helps to make it a little less desirable for thieving passersby. It has a sturdy steel frame, yet it's very light. It is pictured with no pedals, but I believe I have two different metal pedal sets to be installed for you. I'm not exactly sure of the bike size, but would be best for someone between 5' 8" and 5' 10". Though, I'm 5' 11" and it feels good for me. Contact me and we can set up a time for you to try it yourself.
[h=2]Bianchi Pista (fixed gear) - $335 (W. Asheville)[/h]
This mean, city machine is great for speedily getting around town! I am the 2nd owner and have made the following additions/adjustments since I purchased it 2 years ago (it was new ~2007): comfy mustache handlebars with red grips, front brake, rear tire, chain, rear cog and the drivetrain was professionally aligned. The first owner spraypainted it black to make it a bit more anonymous. This coat of paint is well scratched, but probably helps to make it a little less desirable for thieving passersby. It has a sturdy steel frame, yet it's very light. It is pictured with no pedals, but I believe I have two different metal pedal sets to be installed for you. I'm not exactly sure of the bike size, but would be best for someone between 5' 8" and 5' 10". Though, I'm 5' 11" and it feels good for me. Contact me and we can set up a time for you to try it yourself.
- Location: W. Asheville
08-27-13, 07:45 PM
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Vello Kombi, baby
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Drive crank on the wrong side (or something bizarre with the picture)?
[h=2]Bianchi Pista (fixed gear) - $335 (W. Asheville)[/h]
This mean, city machine is great for speedily getting around town! I am the 2nd owner and have made the following additions/adjustments since I purchased it 2 years ago (it was new ~2007): comfy mustache handlebars with red grips, front brake, rear tire, chain, rear cog and the drivetrain was professionally aligned. The first owner spraypainted it black to make it a bit more anonymous. This coat of paint is well scratched, but probably helps to make it a little less desirable for thieving passersby. It has a sturdy steel frame, yet it's very light. It is pictured with no pedals, but I believe I have two different metal pedal sets to be installed for you. I'm not exactly sure of the bike size, but would be best for someone between 5' 8" and 5' 10". Though, I'm 5' 11" and it feels good for me. Contact me and we can set up a time for you to try it yourself.
[h=2]Bianchi Pista (fixed gear) - $335 (W. Asheville)[/h]
This mean, city machine is great for speedily getting around town! I am the 2nd owner and have made the following additions/adjustments since I purchased it 2 years ago (it was new ~2007): comfy mustache handlebars with red grips, front brake, rear tire, chain, rear cog and the drivetrain was professionally aligned. The first owner spraypainted it black to make it a bit more anonymous. This coat of paint is well scratched, but probably helps to make it a little less desirable for thieving passersby. It has a sturdy steel frame, yet it's very light. It is pictured with no pedals, but I believe I have two different metal pedal sets to be installed for you. I'm not exactly sure of the bike size, but would be best for someone between 5' 8" and 5' 10". Though, I'm 5' 11" and it feels good for me. Contact me and we can set up a time for you to try it yourself.
- Location: W. Asheville
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08-28-13, 10:50 AM
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Apparently this bike is made of "- 7005 aluminum TIG-welded chro-moly frame" Aluminum chro-moly and almost new despite being several years old.
https://denver.craigslist.org/bik/4012826094.html
https://denver.craigslist.org/bik/4012826094.html
08-28-13, 07:37 PM
#7123
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I don't appreciate the tags
Originally Posted by ad
tags: trek specialized cannondale giant diamondback gt niner yeti kona santa cruz orbea salsa jamis khs
Apparently this bike is made of "- 7005 aluminum TIG-welded chro-moly frame" Aluminum chro-moly and almost new despite being several years old.
https://denver.craigslist.org/bik/4012826094.html
https://denver.craigslist.org/bik/4012826094.html
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08-28-13, 07:44 PM
#7124
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08-28-13, 08:16 PM
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I want to arrange to look at it, just so I can tell him how big of an idiot he is in person. What an moron, I swear....,,,,BD
https://houston.craigslist.org/bik/4031987513.html
https://houston.craigslist.org/bik/4031987513.html
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