Not only is she smoking hot, rocket scientist intelligent, and a good mother, she buys me a new Brooks saddle for every special occasion. We celebrated our 11 year anniversary tonight and after dinner she presented me with a black Brooks B68 to go on my new Pug purchase. While I was gently caressing Proofide into the saddle tonight I realized my other three bikes all sport Brooks saddles that she bought for me on a birthday, Valentine's Day or other special occasion. Not only am I a lucky guy to have such a cool wife but as a bonus I have some very cool bikes!
Anyhow, sorry if this all sounds cheesy :-)