Hydro's make us go.
Flouro's make things blow.
Those in the know, though,
think Retro's the way to go.
Though steel is worth the peddling,
Some fool is always meddling
With designing a frame
to make them a name
That's cooler and faster when pedaling.
Enough of this nonsense, let's see the "retro" carbon bikes.
Bring out the bikes that almost always require an explanation.