Well, I do have some good friends but none of us are great cooks. My wife and I are terrible cooks... like just moved out, 18 year old bad. She is pregnant and I have no idea what this poor kid is going to eat. A nice steady diet of burned food, ramen noodles and peanut butter. I'd start practicing, but the more I do the worse I get. I am not joking, I used to make really good pancakes and for some reason I lost that ability completely. I'm chef Benjamin Button.