I'm not talking about crashes where you or anyone else gets hurt, those aren't funny. I mean the ones where noone is hurt, but immediately after, you just KNOW it was hilarious, even if you couldn't actually see it, if it happened to you. This morning, I was going out for my first test ride on the Miele, which I bought as a frame and built up. Outside of my basement door, there's a patch of cement, then a stretch of grass, then a paved parking lot, owned by a church on my block. I pushed it to the edge of the grass, mounted and started pedaling, and almost immediately went over the bars, and the stem twisted pretty far, making me think I might have died but didn't know it yet. I landed in the grass, which was a soft muddy composition, so I wasn't hurt at all, except for my pride, and since I was 90% sure noone saw it, I had myself a good laugh. It seems the adjuster screws on the back dropouts, weren't actually adjusted at all, so even though my rear wheel was clamped in right, as soon as I put any weight on it, the rear wheel got pretty discombobulated, and went against the chainstay pretty firmly, resulting in me saying hello to the ground. I got a little paranoid of those screws, and just removed them, since I can't imagine me needing to adjust anything there anyways. So share your funny crash stories, I'm pretty sure someone has me beat.