A stoner's guide to bike nomenclature
03-23-15, 03:51 PM
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A stoner's guide to bike nomenclature
This has probably come around before, and I know some don't find it funny, but some will.
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03-23-15, 05:07 PM
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Pedal to the medal
This is fabulous. Thank you.
03-23-15, 05:32 PM
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Hey man... You guys say dope smoker like its a bad thing. God put all the land and sea bearing plants on earth for man to use... And on a much more serious note, can you really smoke out of the seat pipe... Or are you guys pulling my leg? Lol jk don't smoke dope. I'm paranoid enough riding through traffic!
03-23-15, 05:44 PM
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The Brits have their own bike language too....
Like "Gear Mechanism and Chainset"....and "Campag".... and "Seat pin"....... Not all of which sounds that good......are they mostly stoners too??
Like "Gear Mechanism and Chainset"....and "Campag".... and "Seat pin"....... Not all of which sounds that good......are they mostly stoners too??
03-23-15, 05:56 PM
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Reminds me of some wheels I recently purchased that had a distinctly green, leafy smell to them.
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03-23-15, 06:10 PM
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I didn't use a disparaging word! 
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03-23-15, 06:39 PM
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Only the ones with the sense not to drive while high on THC.
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Capo: 1959 Modell Campagnolo, S/N 40324; 1960 Sieger (2), S/N 42624, 42597
Carlton: 1962 Franco Suisse, S/N K7911
Peugeot: 1970 UO-8, S/N 0010468
Bianchi: 1982 Campione d'Italia, S/N 1.M9914
Schwinn: 1988 Project KOM-10, S/N F804069
"Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing." --Theodore Roosevelt
Capo: 1959 Modell Campagnolo, S/N 40324; 1960 Sieger (2), S/N 42624, 42597
Carlton: 1962 Franco Suisse, S/N K7911
Peugeot: 1970 UO-8, S/N 0010468
Bianchi: 1982 Campione d'Italia, S/N 1.M9914
Schwinn: 1988 Project KOM-10, S/N F804069
03-23-15, 07:34 PM
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Try reading a Brit car service manual.... too funny! A sedan is a saloon, the lights are the lamps, the trunk is the boot, the top is the hood, the hood is the bonnet, the fenders are wings, the bumpers are parking guards or fenders, the windshield is the screen, the hood ornament is the mascot, the tires are tyres, the left is the "on" side and the right is the "off" side, there is the plinth and the escutcheon.. it goes on and on.
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03-23-15, 07:42 PM
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I'm not sure if it's a philly thing, but I do Know a few people who uses jawn far too often. I think they think it's ironic. It's just stupid.
I sort of half remember jawn being in usage about 20 years ago. I was a nerd...we overused different stupid words. Paradigm was a biggie.
I sort of half remember jawn being in usage about 20 years ago. I was a nerd...we overused different stupid words. Paradigm was a biggie.
03-23-15, 07:46 PM
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Hey man... You guys say dope smoker like its a bad thing. God put all the land and sea bearing plants on earth for man to use... And on a much more serious note, can you really smoke out of the seat pipe... Or are you guys pulling my leg? Lol jk don't smoke dope. I'm paranoid enough riding through traffic!
03-24-15, 04:18 AM
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Ugh. Still being way over-used, IMO. Along with others that make me want to barf. Such as "closure", and "we need to 'have a conversation' on…"
I could go on. But would probably have to get stoned first.
I could go on. But would probably have to get stoned first.
03-24-15, 08:51 AM
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03-24-15, 05:38 PM
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Maybe its a stoner's map of Amsterdam coffee shops, in code.
