It is a few years back, and I was standing talking to a mate on the pavement behind a pub, on a nice very hot summers day.
Both me and my mate were around the 300lbs range at the time.
Anyway a car mounts the pavement and comes heading towards us.
My mate jumps out of the way.
I jumped up, my butt landed centre of the bonnet and as it had one of these "crumple" zones it crumpled.
My delicate weight caused the air filer to fragment under the bonnet.
The car stopped, it was another mate who was now fuming that his mothers "small" car now had a "clyde" butt impression on the bonnet. I am not sure what other damage was done but the car wouldnt start.
I am not sure if there is a moral to the story or if it is just one of those things I was lucky with not to be hurt, but it caused mirth in our local pub for months.
Perhaps I should have a warning sign of beware of low flying highlanders....