some goddamn punk stole my bike out of my front yard last night. yes, i know it should have been put away in my garage but i've always left it in my yard and never thought anything of it. i registered it on the national bike registry and the stolen bike registry. i'm going to the police station now to file a report but i have little confidence that they'll do anything. words can't express how pissed i am right now. i ride my bike to work every day and didn't find out it was missing until this morning. that bike was my only mode of transportation. i swear if i ever find out who took it, it'll be an unlucky day for them.