My hair is overgrown and my usual stylist (who is very into bicycles, even to the point of making his own parts now on his CNC mill) has quit doing hair in favor of being a full-time machinist.
I went to the parking lot of the salon that is catercorner from where I live. They had a sign that said NO BICYCLES IN PARKING LOT.
Walking in, I was asked if they could help me.
I replied, "I was going to get a haircut, but you have a no bicycles policy. Since you are trying to f*** up the environment, I won't do business with you."
They were p**ed off, but not as much as I am that SUV driving cows are actually TRYING to keep people overweight and the planet polluted.