OK, all PC mavens stay away. For the rest of you, do you have any favorite fat jokes?
My own personal favorite is the claim a friend made that when I was 400 pounds I could be looked up on Google Earth. "Hey look, there's Neil!"
Then again, a friend got a good crack on me during my weight loss. I was excited about slipping below 320 pounds, and, excited by the sight of the scale reading, blurted out that I'd seen "something I never thought I'd see!"
"It's called a p*nis, Neil, every guy's got one."