Ok well I know it's a towel and they could have just gotten a bigger towel at the gym to trick us
I have been going to lifetime for a while. I went to meet my wife for a swim today and after I rinsed off I put the towel around and expected to have to hold it together but I was able to tuck it into itself and it stayed up!
I guess I really did need to get those 44s that I got and can get ride of the 48 stretch I have been holding onto.
And to top it all off I got my first "Get the #### off the road" on the way home from the gym Thankfully I was in a good mood so I remain at 1900 altercation free miles for the year.