Stopped into the LBS yesterday to drool over the FS mountain bikes and shop around. Some nice jackets. All in the classic ferret sizes - S - XL. The XL must have been for a Ferret-Clyde. No way I am getting into an XL. XXL, we can talk.
Somewhere out there is an outfit or three that cater to Clydes. A place where jackets start at L and go up. Cabelas does that for a lot of things - but not bikes. Some of their sizes go to 5X. Never had a bad outcome from Cabelas. Get all my GoreTex from them.
Where are the ClydeWear emporiums?
Someone should put it all together on line. ClydeWear and ClydeBikes with ClydeProof components.' I can see an UberClyde Inspector 12 in the ads: "It doesn't say Clyde until I take it for a ride!" YouTube videos of him doing just that. Reviews, like the handy mtbr.com.
(Yes, the ToolBear dreams of a Better World.)