Downtown Spanky Brown
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Camp Hill, Pennsyltucky
Bikes: 14 Motobecane Phantom Cross Pro 2000 Kona Lana'I
I found this crumpled note on a rail trail last night, I think it's for you:
Hello oddly shaped bipedal critter on a shiny contraption. I’m doing well today, thank you for asking. I’m terribly sorry about the pea gravel in your elbow, I didn’t mean to spook you. I just wanted to come over and look at that shiny contraption you were perched atop. See, us dear are very competitive beings as well. We like to play games of speed and agility, our favorite in the forest is a game we like to call “Dodge Car”, but “Chicken” is a close second. Now I’m not the fastest deer in the forest, I spend a bit too much time munching acorns and foliage, but I really think that contraption of yours might be just the thing for me. Would you mind if I try it some day? It might help me loose a few pounds around my tender back straps. I’m really sorry about loitering on your trail, but it’s pretty humid in the forest and I like to hang out in the shady parts where the wind blows. I can’t seem to reach the zipper on my blasted fur coat and I’m sweating my hooves off, I hope you understand. Thank you for the advanced notice of your arrival, I hope to see you there.
Wilma the Whitetail