Yay me! I've lost 18 lbs in the last 5 days!
Of course, its due to this evil GI bug I am harboring, but I have to find the positive somewhere.
This is more a heads up for people. This bug is moving fast through my community, and from what I'm hearing from friends, its spreading in patches all over the place. 10% of my company is out right now, the VA my wife works at is almost as bad.
Its a bug that primarily causes you to expel mass volumes of satans vomit from your nether posterior region. In most people it also cause nausea and occasional vomiting. The average duration of expulsion is in the 7-10 day range, so its not a quick thing.
If you get it, try not to go to work. It spreads easily so you don't want to infect your coworkers.
Just thought I would give everyone a heads up.
Oh, and to keep this on topic... I haven't been able to ride my trike for almost a week.