I finally got off my butt and subscribed to a couple magazines I'd been picking up at the grocery store every few months.
1. Bicycle Times. If you haven't seen it, go find it. It's a reasonable compromise between gear snobbery and N+1-ism and commuter biking. Mrs. Zoxe started requesting it, so it can't be too bad.
2. Men's Fitness. Thinner than Men's Health, but seems to have fewer articles about 99 Great Sex moves. I don't need Cosmo for men.