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Originally Posted by billh
I'm totally serious . . . this is war . . . they might as well leave a loaded gun with bullets on the counter. Just SHOOT ME. Why do you think the Girl Scouts wear uniforms. They are an army, except they fight with bullets of sugar, flour and fat. I'm simply disposing of weapons of mass destruction, sort of like safely disposing of chemical weapons. It would be irresponsible for me to leave such deadly weapons out where innocents might be injured. I though about throwing away the entire box, but then someone might get suspicious. I do go back for "seconds" sometimes . . . just as if I were eating them . . . except . . . into the garbage they go. Take THAT Girlie Scout, you vicious little terrorist.
Plus, I figure the cost of the cookies is offset by lower future medical bills.
“Cookies are death”, “this is war”, “they might as well leave a loaded gun with bullets on the counter”, “weapons of mass destruction”, “chemical weapons”, “leave such deadly weapons out where innocents might be injured”, “just shoot me”, “Take THAT Girlie Scout, you vicious little terrorist”…
You have some serious issues billh, seek therapy!
They’re only cookies and you don’t have to eat them.
The fact that you purposely and wastefully discarded them in the trash reveals that you aren’t predisposed to eating them simply because they’re at your disposal however, having discarded them wastefully as you have and proudly boast about makes it blatantly evident that you ARE attempting to keep others from eating them, and such isn’t your privilege to do unto others!!!
Personally, I’d fire you on the spot if they were purchased by the company and you purposely discarded them as you’ve claimed.
They weren’t purchased by ANYONE to simply be tossed in the trash by some simpleton.
There are plenty of people starving in the world, and here you are tossing out edible food simply because you’re a fanatic who’s afraid of cookies and perceives them as weapons of mass destruction.
You’re a fruitcake!