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Old 05-23-05, 08:49 AM
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Freaky Street

Saturday afternoon, I'm riding down Kennedy St. towards the library and there's a car parked in the middle of the road. As I approach it looks like there are people inside. Upon passing, I realize that the people were making out, parked right in the middle of the street. About that time I pass a guy walking down the sidewalk. He hollers, "I guess they couldn't wait till they got home?" I holler back something like "Can you blame them?" and we exchange a harmonious laugh.

Later on I pass the same guy and he yells at me, "Hey, those people in the car earlier were two ladies!" I could tell he was beside himself so I pipe in with "Even better!" At that point he reaches in a bag (I get nervous) and he adds "That's better than these porno tapes!" I let loose with one of those howling laughs and kept moving. What kind of weirdo walks around with their porn collection? I guess he didn't want anyone to steal them. Regardless, I was glad to be around for that.

Sorry, I'm a perv and these sort of things make me happy.
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Originally Posted by Hickabod
Saturday afternoon, I'm riding down Kennedy St. towards the library and there's a car parked in the middle of the road. As I approach it looks like there are people inside. Upon passing, I realize that the people were making out, parked right in the middle of the street. About that time I pass a guy walking down the sidewalk. He hollers, "I guess they couldn't wait till they got home?" I holler back something like "Can you blame them?" and we exchange a harmonious laugh.

Later on I pass the same guy and he yells at me, "Hey, those people in the car earlier were two ladies!" I could tell he was beside himself so I pipe in with "Even better!" At that point he reaches in a bag (I get nervous) and he adds "That's better than these porno tapes!" I let loose with one of those howling laughs and kept moving. What kind of weirdo walks around with their porn collection? I guess he didn't want anyone to steal them. Regardless, I was glad to be around for that.

Sorry, I'm a perv and these sort of things make me happy.
So you didn't get any pics??? I'm disappointed
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I'd just assume have a picture of the guy holding his tapes. He was just so happy.
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Maybe he was just on his way back from the adult video rental store...

Still, how did he find out who was in the car? Did he go in for a closer look? Maybe that's what made him decide he needed to rent some videos...
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Just one more reason I love commuting. People are just too isolated in cars to ever get this type of interaction. lol. I remember a few years back a buddy and I were out when a car pulled up next to us at a red light. I looked over to see that there were three college girls in the car, all totally naked just driving around. I nearly fell over but managed to kick my buddy to take a look. Just some of the crazy s*** you’ll see out on the bike.
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Scene: lonely moorland road in the Yorkshire Dales (UK); coast to coast ride; about 70 riders in bunch, puffing over the top; car parked in lonely spot on lonely, rarely used moorland road in the Yorkshire Dales (UK); woman's head moving up and down in rear window of car parked...etc.; woman's head attached to naked body; naked body moving up and down; naked body attached to suddenly horrified face; eyes left! naked lady ceases to move up and down, just down.

Slight concertina'ing of 70 riders
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