scrantr

My morning routine consists of dropping the bike off in my cube, then wandering off to get coffee and clean up / change clothes for the work day. Recently, I dropped the bike in my cube and went off to attend to things, and on my return found that someone had rubber-banded a whoopee cushion to the saddle of my bike. You can imagine the sorts of questions I got from those "in the know" about the prank.

slvoid

Put mercury in the office coffee.. you will have the last laugh.

Dougmt

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
That's funny slvoid LOL
D

catatonic

I would jsut settle for syrup of Ipecac, it works best if they use irish roast or some other sweet blend.


...then enjoy the serene bliss of being a spectator to projectile vomiting co-workers!

sbhikes

Syrup of Ipecac or mercury would probably make the office coffee taste better.

That's funny about the whoopie cushion. I hope you sat on it reallll sloooowwww ppplllltttttt.

lilHinault

No way just come up with a way to put whoopie cushions under the fabric of their chairs, lol!! Or, get some of that "fart candy" (has an undigestible sugar that makes ppl fart) in a candy jar by the water cooler/coffee pot.

catatonic

I've always liked black mouth gum...the stuff that even stains the teeth black.

Elvish Legion

Or that peppered gum you can buy at the same place(s) as black mouth gum that'll ruin their taste buds for stuff from you.

Elvish

vrkelley

Come on you guys. You can do the game better than that! These days you can label anything harrassment. If you're someone like me (who's not always politically correct, here's your chance to shine-out.

Get going Scantr. Managers love this stuff...

Linchpin

just slaughter and mutilate one of your coworkers, fill the whoopie cushin up with their blood, and hang it next to the water cooler along with their head on a pike

I guarantee you they will not do it again

scrantr

You don't appreciate the rough sort of crowd at my job. When I told a marketer I wouldn't set the transparent passwords she was demanding due to security concerns, I found a small stuffed "voodoo doll" the next day, complete with pins inserted in particularly painful spots, sitting on my desk.

vrkelley

Agreeing with Linchpin on this one. If your manager won't do anything about it. It's time to plant the Voodoo crad back where it "belongs" with some chocolate surup on top.

Fighting fire with fire.

dynaryder

Get some payback:

https://search.barnesandnoble.com/boo...rid=Rf4SkqhBgH

MediaCreations 

.... and it hasn't crossed your mind yet that it may be time to look for another job?

Dougmt

STOP... I 'bout spit my soda all over the screen LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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catatonic

What's real fun is when you take the plugs from his keyboard and mouse, plug it into the computer of the person in the next cube over, and make sure their keyboard mouse is hooked up to the first one.

See how long it takes until they realize what's happened.

Daily Commute

The most annoying thing is that the joke against you wasn't even funny. A whoopee cushion? They couldn't come up with anything more original than a whooppe cussion? How many decades has that one been around? I'd be tempted just to roll my eyes at their unoriginality. Of course, telling them that you rolled your eyes at their lack of originality might just encourage them to try harder next time.

If you think they might do something dangerous or expensive to fix, set up a web cam in your cubicle so you can find out who did it. If your unofficial workplace rules make you fend for yourself, you might let them know that if anything that happens to your bike, something similar might just happen to their cars.