I dropped by my lbs with my friend to get him some stuff and road over the brooklyn bridge back home. There were about 4-5 guys around me on the bridge going up too. 2 of us had lights, and there are tourists right, fine, and there's this STUPID ASSED running group who have like 100 runners running up the bridge, well guess what, now they're all over the place, the tourists are all over the bike lane, they're all over the bike lane.
Halfway through I was just like, "f**k it" and went into mid-town mode, weaving between tourists, pedestrians, and runners. I think that was the most exciting I've done in a while, I must've elbowed about 10-15 people by the time I got across the main span.
Near the end, I screamed, get the hell out of the lane! to this couple who were making about about 2 seconds before and decided to hold hands and really really slowly stroll across the bike path. This really hot, and I mean smoking hot, jogger, who's part of the running group, looks back and gives me this dirty look. I said, "oh no not you, that couple back there in my way." She giggled and I just kept going.