Argh! I had too much to drink this morning and had to make a pit stop in the bushes on the way to work. I guess we in the animal kingdom all think alike - didn't realize there was a big, warm, fresh pile of dog-poop. As I get to the office and put the booties on my cleats I notice it. My well-ventilated shoes are now plugged up with poop. How do I clean it? I ran it under the bathroom sink and tried wiping it, but it ended up pushing it in more like plaster. And gawd, the smell! This is what dogs sniff each other's butts for?! Ungh... No wonder my co-workers are looking at me funny... No really guys, I do bathe everyday.