My son jokes after long rides that he has a serious case of helmet hair.
The past 2 days, I have noticed that my helmet hairstyle persists right through showering & washing hair There are 4 well-defined flat sections corresponding to the helmet pads on top of my head. Not that there's much hair left there.
I already have cyclist's sock.
Once summer kicks in and the tan develops, the transformation will be complete.
I hope I don't get cyclist's penis...