Has anyone heard from Cambronne? He is my bicycle commuting spiritual leader. I feel a need to confess to someone for all the money I have spent upgrading my bike.
Cambronne, we need your wisdom and guidance!
Pete Clark, I suspect you somehow had a part in his disappearance. I know you are envious of his leadership and the esteem we have for him. After all, you both live in Atlanta. Coincidence? I think not!
Speaking of which:
The great philosopher Descartes is in a bar at last call. The bartender asks if he'd like another drink. Descarte responds "I think not." and immediately disappears.
Speaking of another which: There is NO last call here in New Orleans so patrons can gleefully spend all night drinking before hitting the road at 0500 in search of me on my way to work.