It was reported today that Mr. RainmanP, of New Orleans (not N'walins), LA (not L.A.), is missing.
He was last seen riding a newly converted hybrid/road bike along Lake Pontchartrain, wearing Kevlar(R) armbands. Some witnesses claim they saw someone answering that description, but behaving erratically.
"He was travelling, oh, kind of fast, about 17 mph. or so.
Then it looked like he just jumped off his bike!"
Other reports, from anonymous witnesses, claim they also saw these events, and some say the unknown cyclist (possibly Mr. RainmanP) actually leapt off his bike, got up, and leapt off again.
More witnesses placed him at the House of Blues only an hour after these weird incidents.
"Ya, he was kind of bruised, but he acted, well, sort of triumphant, like he had just proved something. I asked him what I could do for his obvious scrapes, and he said,
'Nothing, nothing at all!' He seemed not to be worried at all. And he was wearing some queer sort of sleeves,
Kevlar(R) I think."
After these sightings, the trail becomes cold. No one else has seen hide nor hair of Mr. RainmanP.
If you have any information which may shed light on his whereabouts, please call 1-800-RAINMAN.