Rodney Crater

You know you are hooked on cycling when ... ever you have to drive and you make right turns you keep accidentally slapping the front seat passenger !!!
( this could be left turns in some countries )

blonduathlongrl

when you make sure you position your bike on it's trainer on an angle that you can still see it from your bedroom so it can be the last thing you look at before sleeping and the first thing you look at when you wake up.

GTcommuter

Or you signal your left turn while walking down the hallway to make sure that the people who just got off the elevator don't cut you off.

oboeguy

... your dining room is now called "the bike room".

jyossarian

Every pair of pants you own has grease stains on the right pant cuff.

jharte

...and every pair of pants (cargo shorts for me) has a permanent wear stain on the seat from the saddle.

ken cummings

. . . when you give a motorist directions meant for bicycles.

. . . when your co-workers will not let you drive because you keep drifting to the far righthand side of the lane.

. . . when you stay on BF in the unheated end of the house until you start to shiver.

late

I'm not hooked, not a chance. Sure I ride to work a lot, and most weekends, and almost all my vacations.... But that's nothing. So I rode yesterday in Maine in January. Doesn't mean a thing. And manana I'll use the trainer until I can't go anymore.

I can stop anytime. I have brakes!

yespatterns

...everytime you pass someone when walking down the hall at work you give them the look and scream "400 WATTS!!!!"

chuckfox

When you come up on someone in the hallway at work and say "On your left".

rmwun54

When you wear bike clothes more often than not.

socalrider

when you are a passenger in a car you are constantly telling the driver to get on that wheel...

slagjumper

When you dont get off of your bike to do a number 1 or 2.

blonduathlongrl

and how exactly does that work when you're a woman? ever thought the reason why i came in 2 minutes after you is because I actually need to unclip, walk to the restroom and walk back and clip and then go..
signed, wish I was a man sometimes..( maybe not)

oboeguy

...when you plan giving your dad back his car (from borrowing it for the weekend) around good weather for riding your folding bike back home. (hmmm, that would be me, today, in fact )

mcavana

When you are sitting at your desk at work and all of a sudden you take a deep breath in, push one nostral closed with your finger and send a snot rocket out of your open nostral... Landing directly on your coworkers keyboard who luckily is away on break!!!

jamesdenver

you're out and about (bike or not) and always notice the wind direction and small variations of it, and calculate times of different routes based on it.

jimmuter

When you refer to your garage size by the number of bikes it holds, not the # of cars it holds (ie - I have a 15 bike garage).

ebr898

The day just isn't right untill you have mounted up and started the morning commute. Two blocks later all is good and the day really takes off.

greenbreezer

...after you pick up the day's mail, you flip through the bike catalogues first even before opening the birthday card from your mother.

DeeMaGlee

...after reading this forum all morning instead of working, your wife text-messages you to say she's walking the dogs and it's beautiful out (61 degrees in January!) and that I should get outside if I can, you then cancel a meeting so you can ride all of your lunchbreak.

max-a-mill

you have a garge that's never even had a car in it (that's where the bikes go silly!).

huhenio

you used to care about cars ... not the only thing with a motor that is tolerable is a motor bike

BIGPAKO

...you have a relationship with saddle sores

pinkrobe

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

...when you walk down the street, there's always the same guy wearing worn-out shoes and an ugly jacket who always just makes it to the door of your building just before you do, then disappears. You think to yourself, "I'll catch him one of these days... How can he walk faster than me in those crappy shoes? I'll teach that KNAVE a lesson one of these days..."