When riding home today I passed a gas station where a lady pulls up to the pump to gas up. It's pretty cold with a few snow flurries and she's wearing just a t-shirt and shorts. Just when I'm passing by, a voice over the gas station PA system says "Will you please put on some dam clothes!" I mean the very instant I look at her. I just lost it. I couldn't stop laughing. I guess all this pushed the right buttons because that lady went berserk, started yelling at everyone in eye sight. That made me laugh even more. A quick stop and a few hops on one foot kept me from falling over hard. I don't think the lady realized that it was from the PA system and kept yelling "Who said that?" Thank God she had the hose in her hand, she hadn't started pumping yet but she wouldn't let go either so it acted as a leash limiting her movement. So anyway, the headwind didn't bother me so much the rest of the way home.