No doubt as cosmic punishment for my aesthetic complaints about bike shorts....
Had a flat last night (rear wheel, of course) on the way home. My wife essentially dared me to see how fast I could fix it. Patched it and pumped it up and put it back on the bike. This morning, with rain forcast, put on cycling shorts.
Must have patched the tube too fast as it was flat again this morning. So I swapped tubes. I was in a rush, trying to get to work for an office breakfast. After getting to work and changing, I needed to stop at the supermarket next door to bring something to the breakfast. In my haste swapping the tube and pumping it up, I left my keys in our car (which I needed for the pump). Without keys, I can get in our building, but not into my office to get my clothes. So I have to go walking through the supermarket in bike shorts.
What was I assigned to bring for the breakfast?.....fruit salad.