I was riding to work Friday morning & ran into a real genius on the road. Going down a narrow, one way street, a guy emerged right in front of me. He came out from between 2 vans parked on the left side of the street & was carrying a door-sized cardboard box on his right side, totally blocking his view of on-coming traffic.
I had enough time to shout "HEY!", but the guy literally ran right into me. I managed to stop, but we still collided since I had almost no time to react. The guy immediately starts screaming at me "IF YOU F@#KED UP MY S@#T I WILL KILL YOU! WHAT THE F@#K DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING??!?!"
I just laughed & said: "Are you crazy? You're lucky I wasn't a truck. You didn't even look before you ran into the street. My 5 year old knows better than that."
"F#@K YOU" he muttered, and skulked down the street. I'll bet that guy doesn't make it much longer playing door roulette.