This was yelled at me today on my way to work. I was tooling up Canterburry Drive, no faster than 10mph and some fat lady yelled this to me out the window. Not to be outdone I yelled back "if you'd get off your arse more often you'd not have to whipe it with a stick". The look on her face was priceless, then she yelled "damned drunks" and sped off. WTF?? I've never driven a car while under the influence in my adult life! Never the less, I had to stop on the side of the road because I was laughing so hard at my own retort. I'm usually not very good at witty comebacks.
Then on a lighter note, I'm sitting at the red light on Metro Parkway getting ready to cross VanDyke when the guy next to me rolls down his pickup window. "Great" I thought, here we go again! Then he said in deepest Yooper accent I've ever heard, "yer like the gawdammed energizer bunny there fellah, I see you almost every day... can't believe your riding in this crap". It was 40F and raining. I just smiled and said thanks.
Was a nice little one extreme to the next kinda thing for me today.